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@strayspacehound

prowl and howl and graze and hunt and jump and chase and run and trot and gallop and vocalise and mate and nurture and inquire and explore and sleep and rest.

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L 💜⚔️@strayspacehound·29 May

in case any of you forgot: i'm cute & i'm looking for a wife

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L 💜⚔️@strayspacehound·10h

foco dick must have gone so crazy

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L 💜⚔️@strayspacehound·10h

if you're unemployed stay away from the post office, they're about ready to start press-ganging people in there

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rune sword@runesword1·12h

my warrior golem saw a sunrise for the first time and now he won’t fight anymore. he just sits there

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josef k hole@poeticdweller·1d

how a drunk walk home from bar feels

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Peacocks in flight

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QuoProQuid@TNOQuoProQuid·1d

john adams crashing out in 1799 because he’s dealing with a dozen plots by hamilton to end democracy while convinced the republicans are going to overthrow the government jefferson crashing out because he tried to grow italian olives in the middle of virginia and the crop failed

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UwUTangClan@Executivejeff1·1d

all time banger from the banger factory

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Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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crow @ old man yaoi renaissance….2!!@unrealityshift·2d

well this is one of them

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Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Handsome B. Charming@CTachio83984·1d

your resume says that you've been "humbled by life" and you have repeated this 6 different times, all under the category work experience

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@madisontayt_ like yeah they're posers but if you pay attention you'll realise that basically everybody's a fuckin poser

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@madisontayt_ this is Very much a type but i need to say: usually when we're outlining a Type Of Guy like this there's the urge to condem them somehow, but I've known tons of these people and they're quite decent even if the aesthetic's corny

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brecht apologist@madisontayt_·1d

a thing i’ve yet to come up with a name for but i’m trying: the post-tender queer (?) fake goth who uses all of the uwu smol bean tender queer language but who pretends they’re like more grimy and grungy. lots of possum, rat, and “trash panda” motifs. “be gay do crime” sticker.

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andrew@intellegint·8 Tem

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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XXL Poison the Well Windbreaker@trashage·2d

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Darth Erogenous@darth_erogenous·11 Mar

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

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