Simon Hartley

@swimlittlefish That’s like a death row meal superfood. Like a goji berry but for pleasure.

@streakley Even better it’s aligot which is stretchy cheese and mashed potato all in one gorgeous gloppy cosy mess.

Breaking twiatus to boost this unbelievably important news

@hermux I know @richoakley is trying to pick up some work.

Hello network. Do you know a Designer that is available for some freelance work?

@HamishHouston Thanks, H. That Cohen person needs to get us all in a room at some point for rum things

Look, I haven’t been on here for a while because - just in general, I suppose - Twitter made me feel like I’d had too much sugar, and wasn’t as nice as just living real life with the lovely people I am lucky enough to have in it. But.

@SananiMangisa Thank you, Sanani!

@nachoswithtea If this is Chris: yes. If this is Nadia: yes. If this is Kivi: you still owe me for a bowl of soji

@streakley Hi Simon. Give your friends that bought you Kachori pie's jobs please. Thanks.

@ruark @hermux World’s worst DDOS

@streakley @hermux Day zero has entered the chat 💬

@hermux Turbines in the rims. Networked flushing. AN INTERNET OF TOILET.

@streakley Just brainstorming here. EskomSeFlush - Your toilet does not need electricity to work, why should the rest of your home be any different? Power of the flush!

@hermux 1) K this is a hall of fame tweet. 2) PRODUCT IDEA: ESKOM SE PLUSH - logo-shaped microwave wheater heaters for those nights when the electric blanket has no functional infrastructure to back it up.

@streakley So you're flying business class now?

Anyway, I’m not done with WumDrop. I like making good things - and it’s not there yet. But it will be, soon. Last year our head of ops was the COO of Starbucks. Now she’s our Head of Ops. Last month our CPTO was a product lead for Walmart. Now he’s ours. Here’s to fun, & learning

I really mean that. His name’s Sylvester John. I get an mini-MBA’s worth of knowledge and wisdom from that man on a weekly basis. My brain hurts, but he’s turning me into something deadly, which I like.

Good morning from this sea rainbow

@inkjellybean Spark such joy 🥰

@streakley They are marvellous.

Brief break from my Twitter lurking to show you this pretty new orchid bloom at home.

@geoff_ink If this is my primary method of tweeting from now on, that’s fine by me.

purloined twetes are the best twetes tbh

strong name game

@rowaneva Goundens, 100%