BlackSpoon

I dislike humans. I wish I was a cat.

It's always funny to me when someone on here INSISTS I'm a man or a catfish. Okay... let's pretend I am. Then what? What's the end game? Any Elon money I make here goes straight back into the community anyway by supporting online vendors, plus I spend plenty of my own money too. I'm not selling anything, asking anyone for anything, or trying to get anything from anyone. I'm literally just here to catch a laugh, help a few people out when I can, and vibe. Some of you overthink me way too much and need to be less aggressive.

We do not call men losers enough.

You'll have N5 million and Twitter investors would be advising you to lock it up in Piggyyvest, mmf on interest of 18% per annum. That'll yield you N900,000 at the end of the year and N75,000 every month. Very rubbish something. How can you be comfortable getting just N75,000 monthly on a N5 million investment. Instead of that, Go to any busy market within your town. Secure a shop. Go straight to Dangote cement and order for a trailer load. As at today, the factory price is N11,700. And there's 300 bags in a trailer load. That's a total of N3,525,000. And they will deliver it cost-free to anywhere you are in Nigeria. When the cement arrives, you can sell at N12,750 and within a month you can finish one trailer load and make N3,825,000. That'll give you a profit of N300,000 in just that month. And the interesting thing is that you may not even need to be there. Get a salesgirl and only come around to take stock records. Within a year, you have N3.6 million Naira profit and a huge portion of your N5 million capital is still untouched. Everything no be Piggyyvest and MMF. That's for lazy investors.

bachelorette tings 🤍

I cannot give up being a princess to marry a commoner, I'm sorry. Love doesn't turn my head that much.

It's strange that "finding yourself" has become synonymous with making terrible decisions. You do not have to act like a degenerate to "find yourself." Growth doesn't require self-destruction. You don't need a hoe phase, a divorce, or reckless behaviour. You can find yourself by reading, travelling, creating, learning, building a career, starting a business, mastering a skill, or becoming more disciplined.

Gayest way to die has got to be from a peanut allergy.

Avril Lavigne

Uprising can't even happen because we hate each other 😂😂😂

Morocco is carrying the hopes of the Ummah on football's biggest stage. 🇲🇦🏆 Today, the Atlas Lions face France in the quarter-finals of the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Morocco is the last Muslim-majority nation still competing in the tournament. 🤲⚽

Lady shows off her man who retired her at the age of 29 🙂

YM63HH 🙏🏿🏆

Yes, with huge gbola.