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Samay here
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Only laugh | Part time comedian & Musician | Cricket | Tech
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Cassie really has no friends fr bc nobody in this frame should have gotten an invite 😭
۟@xndrism
VAPE GIRL HAS RETURNED IM GAGGING #euphoria
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40k pas par jour faut tlmt pas avoir de taff mdrrr
dori@starveinstyle
how it feels eating 1k calories and doing 30-40k steps a day
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@ysljennii Damn you can literally tell what's in his minds by just the look on his face
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Asians people’s hatred for black people never made sense to me
luke✰@lukestaydipped
DUDE LMFAOOO
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@sadinpali You know what's funnier about this is she could have picked it up from football twitter
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y’all know her real name is “einaya hifawi” (عناية حيفاوي) and she’s originally from palestine (haifa)?
Sabahat Zakariya@sabizak
Honestly, I so felt this, Anne Hathaway. No word works quite like inshallah when it comes to future hopes and fears.
Català

nothing could be more accurate than this. the resemblance is insane😭😭😭

About Music@AboutMusicYT
Today is National Lookalike Day.
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@sknnypvppy Calories can always be worked off, but moments can’t.
Eat that damn slice of cake for ur birthday , drink that shot at the club, and eat that pizza with ur friends. Because, those moments won’t always be there… but you, thinking about those calories will be if you let it.
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You guys will forever confuse unhealthy and high cal
Luka |⚡️@nivholls
Maturing is realising these are not healthy.
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How did it take 35+ years for people to realise that 3>2
BGN Hoops@BGNHoops
KG long twos tape. He mastered this shot.
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The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy.
You crave worms.
So they made worm-shaped sugar.


AncestralHealth☀️@AncestralHealtz
The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy. You crave eggs. So they made egg-shaped sugar.
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@peterrhague I mean, there's definitely a lot going on and we know it's there?
Radio waves, infrared, UV, X-rays, gamma rays, neutrinos, magnetic fields, gravitational waves, infrasound, ultrasound. We just built instruments to decipher them instead of evolving organs.
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Yeah it’s called “the entire electromagnetic spectrum outside visible light”
Real Post Folder@RealPostFolder
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@LauraRbnsn I think this was ended by mass industrialization not feminism but what do I know.
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So just for the record, as someone who reads a lot about 20th century cooking and whose grandmother was an early founder of the Girl Scouts -
There was never an era where this is generally what it meant to make chocolate chip cookies. If it were, you wouldn't have cookies. The
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed
Gentlemen, we are seeing an endangered species. Feminism has destroyed this.
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@mrjinjin2612 Of all the dumb shit kids are doing these days I 100% approve of this.
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Normalize harassing cults like this
This shit hilarious
Film The Police LA@FilmThePoliceLA
Scientology seems to have their hands full.
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