Lobrum the Alchemist

if experiencing unpredicted side-effects please contact my goblin secretary

@DirtyPesntWoman indeed you can…

tryin' to ask tha monks 'n perhaps e'en tha alkemists if ye can get pregnant from thinkin' bout her too much

@graveghostie fret not brave knight, for your time will come when wizards and warlocks from the nine winds will flock to you like dragons returning to their roost…

me: hey guys don’t be weird about the bits I’m just here to be funny the bits: hey wizardtwt… why art thou not uponeth me?

@gargichuwar wonderous… always love to hear from a greenskin <|:)

@strongalchemist I’m doing wonderful thank you. Plotting evil demise, playing Elden ring and bloodborne, the usual stuff

haven’t heard much from the orcs lately, wonder how my favorite green fellows are doing…

the horses art so negative all of the time. trying to hold a conversation and all they will say is nay :/

@electrarichards THE WIZARD THINKS ITS STILL EDIBLE!!!!

I burnt my pizzadilla>:(((

@gnomepuddlefen and how do the swamp goblins fair….

@strongalchemist gangs of orcs have been pillaging the swamp region recently

@kiowastaken69 a spell upon your cheesecake!!!! a spell of deliciousness!!!

@strongalchemist i made some bomb ass cheesecake

anyone who crosses me gets put in my delicious sauce!!! yum!!!

This little bastard won’t stop staring at me

@DiggingUpGraves TRUE!!!! ⓘ this post was fact checked by real alchemists

@gnomepuddlefen @elfchip1 visit my shop…

@elfchip1 i buy all my potions from the bog witch next door

You can’t even fathom what I’m capable of

my potion brings all the boys to the yard… and by yard i mean my evil tower wherein they are mixed into the aforementioned potion to create an ever growing brew of boys

evil bridge troll: match my freak and you shall be allowed to pass

Sorry I've been absent recently guys I've been having steaming hot goblin sex

“Grandfather hasn’t been fairing too well as of late I hope he’s able to recover from this ailment soon” The banshee in the nearby woods:

At the enchanted forest- Where the goblins at? Cocky want boing boing!