Xtina 😼

Face card 💳💳

watching everyone talk about my salary range like it’s the most disgusting and abject poverty they could imagine

That PI her husband hired is the best in the business

me accepting the things i can’t change

leonardo dicaprio goes in for his mustache transplant and when he came out he asked “wheres pedro pascal?” and the doctors said “who do you think gave you the mustache”

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

“hey do you want to go to the movi-” literally me:

Looking at yourself in the mirror when you’re more drunk than you want to be

“Dad how was Twitter on All-Star Weekend in 2026”

Seasonal depression sounds fake until you get a random sunny day in February and you realize you've been dead inside for months

How you move when you know your bitch runs a strict program

ring offering to turn your neighborhood into an AI fueled surveillance state under the guise of “helping you find your lost dog” is CRAZY

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called out Jake Paul for calling Bad Bunny a "fake American citizen" as the #SuperBowl started. "A 'fake American citizen?' Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry? Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them. Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small." variety.com/2026/music/new…

me deciding if i should make the conversation awkward by speaking or make it awkward by not speaking

.@RepTedLieu: "Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands & thousands of times. In those files, there's highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children, of Donald Trump threatening to kill children."

Going to work trying to be an honest and decent person while a cabal of satanic pedos will go unpunished and get my entire paycheck as a reward

not now babe i have to get scared for some unknown reason