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@dundeeunitedfc my life has just hit an all time low. Walked into the shop wearing my United top and a boy, no older than 6 went “9-0” and all I could think to call him was a virgin, in front of his mum and the lady working at the till. Cheers boys

Back between the sticks 🧤 ✍️ #DUFC are delighted to announce the signing of Jack Walton from Preston North End The shot-stopper returns to Tannadice on a three-year deal, subject to both SFA and international clearance 🧱 Read more here! 👇🗞️

@dundeeunitedfc Fuck me man what a bit of business that is

Return of the ̶M̶a̶c̶k̶ Jack ✅ 🏡🧤 Safe hands are back in Tangerine

@dundeeunitedfc I’ve got a boner

If the referee did indeed call an end to the match then there should be no problem with the SFA releasing the audio to confirm this, right?

@dundeeunitedfc Sibbald v rangers robbed 😢

A strike worthy of winning any game 😱 🏆🇦🇺 Zac Sapsford's stunning effort against Celtic takes home the #DUFC Goal of the Season Award

@AberdeenFC another season below us to be expected but below Dundee…? Jesus Christ. Right up the lot of you 😎

@EwenDCameron right up you pal 👍🏻

Dirty horrible cheating cunts @ScottishFA

86’ | The referee is then sent to the monitor and following a VAR review, the penalty is overturned. Zimmerman receives a yellow card for simulation 🟨 🍊 0️⃣-0️⃣ 🦁 | #UTDLIV | #DUFC

@conn942 Considering you’ve been in a relegation fight most of the season and are currently below us, I’d imagine so.

Wonder whether he still thinks this?

@JackSoutar04 Disappointed Jort wasn’t an option

Just voted for Max Watters

A fearless competitor who gave everything for the badge 🦁 🧡 Thank you, Luca

@dundeeunitedfc Cheers, son’s crying

One of ferry’s best games for us. Found his form again and we’re much better for it. Derby day is so much more enjoyable when we win. @DensParkChoir get it right up you

Fatah and Stephenson being out at the same time is a disaster

Get it right fucking up you @FalkirkFC

@MattRobinson_99 @footballontnt I mean like that’s absolutely ridiculous, that’s not a red. Like it should never be a red card

@stuart_fearn @footballontnt Just a second yellow no?

Eduardo Camavinga is SENT OFF in the 85th minute with a second booking 😳 📺 Stream with TNT Sports on HBO Max