Stuart Reece

Time to go - complete shambles

@LFCLaurie Charlie Adam

With all this talk still going on about the Top 10 Liverpool players, to switch it up, who would everyone have as their 10 worst? I'd go something like: 1) Konchesky 2) Poulsen 3) Jovanovic 4) Balotelli 5) Cissokho 6) Voronin 7) Markovic 8) Cole 9) Lambert 10) Aspas

@SteveKerrigan7 @dog_head Agree he’s got a pure appreciation of humour and reckon he’d struggle

@dog_head He'd last about 1 minute before cracking up

@ColeFusionHQ Knew a fella called Richard Carrier and his nickname was ‘Jockstrap’

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@AnfieldSector @norskliver 🤜🏻⚡️🤛🏻

[🟢] BREAKING: Xabi Alonso is ready for Liverpool. If Liverpool submit a concrete offer, he will accept – provided his conditions are met in advance. These centre on his influence over squad planning. A year ago at Real Madrid, he had agreed despite his wishes (a proper centre-forward and a central midfielder) being dismissed before signing. That will not happen again. His decision to take over at Real ahead of the Club World Cup in the summer – against his own convictions – also proved to be a valuable lesson. After a 0–4 defeat to PSG in the new FIFA tournament, he was already under pressure before preparations for the 2025/26 season had even begun. That is why taking over Liverpool for the final stretch of the league and Champions League campaign is not an option for Alonso. He was dismissed by Real in mid-January. Since then, Liverpool have been intensifying their efforts to bring him in. Alonso’s return to Anfield is seen as the best possible chance to get the top-class squad firing again. [Axel Hesse, @BILD]

An update on the injuries of Alisson Becker and Hugo Ekitike ℹ️

@JoeyGhader @LFC He showed his own intensity when we got the league over the line and spent the next month in Ibiza - Juergen would of been trying to get as many points on the board as possible - complete shit show.

@stuartereece @LFC Should have done it on October 19th - I seen the issues and called it then … it’s been like this since April last year not just this season!

I absolutely despise watching us play this season, minus maybe 5 games in total. What has he done to our team? Terrible @LFC

@JoeyGhader @LFC Mate we got lucky last minute winners in our first 5 games - if we’d of drawn all them we’d only be on about 40 points. FSG should have done it ages ago. No champs league next year worth about £150m - World Cup year too so players will be away for any new coach - should do it now

@stuartereece @LFC It’s mad that he’s still in charge. The performances since April last year have been dire.

This season is like death by a thousand pin pricks

Me pre kick off versus post kickoff when we have a 12.30 on a Saturday

@norskliver Fucking shite bro. Man’s time is up, sucking the soul out the club

Shower of shit again #LFC who is looking forward to Wednesday raise your hand

@Indigo_LFC World Cup summer as well. Better to make a change early as players will be missing during the tournament and shorter preseason for a good few.

I say this every match day, but Slot out asap! Get Alonso in earlier than later

@MissSassbox @norskliver

WORTH THE WATCH: his name is Azeem Banatwalla and this is one of the most creative and hilarious comedy bits you will ever hear. someone's definitely going to try and replicate it. 😭

@norskliver @Benski2006 Just had Botox I reckon

@Benski2006 does not sound like him

@Timoldland A dystopian nightmare

Is there another one nearby with more than just a fucking dining table in it? A ktichen maybe, somewhere to cleep, shit etc? Fucking useless AI bullshit slop FFS.

@russellcrowe @CinemaTweets1 Russell Crowe, Ray Winston and Sam Neil. Am no celeb chaser but think think they’d all be great for a few beers and a good chat.

@CinemaTweets1 The directors cut is the movie we all thought we were releasing. However, 17 minutes were cut for the cinema release. A minute is a long time on screen. Imagine any of your favourite movies with 17 minutes of the most emotional connective tissue removed… watch the directors cut

Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood received a lot of unfair comparisons to Gladiator that resulted in Robin Hood not getting as much love as it probably deserved. This is a quality movie with an exceptional cast that runs deep. Russell Crowe is also really damn good here. Worth watching.

Watching Klopp’s fortress crumble

@JoeyGhader @DaveOCKOP 💯

@DaveOCKOP Slot slept walked into that one. At 1-0 you make changes, we were dead on our feet. Wake me up when Slot has gone!

It's difficult to describe that game. We probably deserved a point. But our biggest issue is leaving points behind us all season that we "deserve". We already used up the low block excuse, Man City came to play and we struggled in the first half. At Anfield, we still played like the underdog. It's not good enough.

@norskliver Sensible soccer - quality - remember Ruud Guillets hair!