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@MarvinJRees @BristolDon The article title is wrong, there is no reform, just a badly veiled attempt to justify and increase in charges

🚗 RPZs came in almost ten years ago but are mostly unchanged and increasingly outdated 📚 We’ve since worked with communities on the East #Bristol Liveable Neighbourhood, and will consider RPZ reforms next week before a fuller review, says @BristolDon: bit.ly/3ISy2T8

@engineers_feed You’re missing letter K to P

We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?

@ThatEricAlper Fleabag episode 2.3 youtube.com/watch?v=zKZMCu…

@profgalloway @Google Maybe @elonmusk can save them 😂

And overnight, it feels as if @Google has been poorly managed for a decade.

@dvassallo @rchase 😆 good to hear it’s not just me being bombarded with these!

@rchase Twitter thought you’d prefer watching a clip from NO CONTEXT HUMANS instead 😁

This tweet of mine got shared by 4 accounts with a combined 700K followers (including my account). How many impressions do you think it got? 😅

@engineers_feed It’s known as the Schrödinger's sock paradox

@engineers_feed Trick question. It’s impossible to find a matching pair. I have run this experiment many times and can provide proof

You have 14 brown socks, 14 blue socks and 14 black socks in your sock drawer. How many socks must you remove (without looking to be sure) to have a matched pair?

@MarvinJRees @BristolCity @BristolBears @ashtongatestad @BristolFlyers Surely you mean an underground station 😆

🚉 We need a new station near @BristolCity and @BristolBears’ @ashtongatestad, with new homes and a @BristolFlyers arena on the way 👷 #Bristol’s first new station in 100 years is almost done at Portway Park & Ride, with work starting soon on Ashley Down bitly.ws/yTYB

@proetrie The apprentice. It normalised Trump

@virginmedia I started a new contract and you have already sent me a new router

@stubadub Hey stv, thank you for reaching out and I am sorry you have got the router back after sending this back to us. Please can I just confirm was you sending your router back to as you have left us? Or are you waiting on a new router? ^MM

@virginmedia you requested I send my router back, which I did. 2 days later I received a notification that my delivery was on the way. You have sent the same router back to me!

@donwinslow The Godfather I & II

What is the one movie you will stop and watch whenever it is on?

@engineers_feed Edge of Tomorrow. A great book too

Name a Sci-Fi movie that you have watched over 5 times and still enjoy.

@engineers_feed The Thing. Also a horror movie I’ve watched over 5 times!

Come on @BristolAirport I’m sure you can get to number one! bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-n…

@richardosman Mojito

Good advice needed, Twitter hivemind. If you were choosing three cocktails for party guests and you already had Margarita and Dark n Stormy, what would be the perfect third?

@Peston Ask him what horses he would back in the Cheltenham gold cup. It would help me narrow down the winner

Am not quite sure what to say about this.

@DrAmirKhanGP Wow, you sound like a fun guy

I don’t think mushrooms get enough love, and October is the perfect time to see them This little beauty, commonly called shaggy mane (for obvious reasons) has just shot up in our garden and we think he is a stunner!

Tell me how long you've been using computers without telling me how long you've been using computers.

Should I go with @bbcweather light rain or @metoffice heavy rain?