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Stu Burguiere

@StuDoesAmerica

Host, Stu Does America @BlazeTV, https://t.co/oHdK1Fw5nE, fmr(!) Glenn Beck Program. Canadian Froot Loops do not have three ingredients.

Dallas, TX Katılım Mayıs 2009
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G.Harmon📟@GharmonScott·
@StuDoesAmerica going one better over @PatUnleashed in the pricing game. But I'm just waiting to see if the Big Frog will be doing 10 cent a gallon of gas at the Mobile station on Market St, next Tuesday between 10:36 am and 11:11 am.
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Ogiel (Moe Lane)
Ogiel (Moe Lane)@Ogiel23·
Paul Ehrlich has died. He was 93. He is survived by 8,300,678,394 people (134% increase from 1968), with a daily worldwide average calorie intake of 2,800 kcal (a 22% increase).
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Stu Burguiere@StuDoesAmerica·
I wanted to update you on an epic battle being played out over multiple days, between man and beast, at the end of a nearby street. I will attempt to identify when I am using speculation and when I am using fact. I warn you that some of this information isn’t pretty. I assume a skunk tried to cross the street. I assume this skunk was hit by a car. I know the skunk was in two pieces. One piece consisting of approximately 25 percent of the skunk, the other consisting of the remaining 75 percent. Next drive by: I know the smaller piece was no longer operational in any meaningful biological sense. But the larger piece was now gone. I assume it had been picked up by a bird of prey. Next drive by: I assume the bird of prey came back for the smaller piece. Why? The smaller piece of skunk was still there, now lying beside a bird, which had also apparently been hit by a car. Next drive-by: only the bird remains. Skunk pieces all gone. Full bird still there. How would this even happen? Next drive-by: now the bird is gone. Where did it go? Removed by humans? Another bird—cannibalism? Or was it eaten by a skunk? Why a skunk? Next drive-by: everything is gone except... a full skunk. It has also apparently been hit by a car. Assuming this was this a new skunk? Or was it the same skunk, Humpty Dumptied back together? Or, did I enter a tear in the space time contiuum, and this is actually the original skunk? Is this going to start all over and repeat again and again like Groundhog Day? I will continue to report any future developments to maintain the historical record. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Stu Burguiere@StuDoesAmerica·
Update: I kid you not.
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I wanted to update you on an epic battle being played out over multiple days, between man and beast, at the end of a nearby street. I will attempt to identify when I am using speculation and when I am using fact. I warn you that some of this information isn’t pretty. I assume a skunk tried to cross the street. I assume this skunk was hit by a car. I know the skunk was in two pieces. One piece consisting of approximately 25 percent of the skunk, the other consisting of the remaining 75 percent. Next drive by: I know the smaller piece was no longer operational in any meaningful biological sense. But the larger piece was now gone. I assume it had been picked up by a bird of prey. Next drive by: I assume the bird of prey came back for the smaller piece. Why? The smaller piece of skunk was still there, now lying beside a bird, which had also apparently been hit by a car. Next drive-by: only the bird remains. Skunk pieces all gone. Full bird still there. How would this even happen? Next drive-by: now the bird is gone. Where did it go? Removed by humans? Another bird—cannibalism? Or was it eaten by a skunk? Why a skunk? Next drive-by: everything is gone except... a full skunk. It has also apparently been hit by a car. Assuming this was this a new skunk? Or was it the same skunk, Humpty Dumptied back together? Or, did I enter a tear in the space time contiuum, and this is actually the original skunk? Is this going to start all over and repeat again and again like Groundhog Day? I will continue to report any future developments to maintain the historical record. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Stu Smith
Stu Smith@thestustustudio·
The funny part is that I found the photo buried at the end of an Instagram carousel while digging through far-left protest photos. The photographer is anonymous, the kind of person who shows up at every major protest, but their own anti-police bias seems to have kept them from realizing they had captured such an epic moment.
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The Megyn Kelly Show
The Megyn Kelly Show@MegynKellyShow·
TODAY: Another 60 Minutes Editing Controversy, NYC Terror Attack, and Obama and Kamala Politicize Funeral, with @StuDoesAmerica Plus, the key distinction between whether a U.S. war with Iran is "justified" vs. "necessary,” and more. Download NOW: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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Keith Malinak ATMshow.com
Keith Malinak ATMshow.com@KeithMalinak·
My lifelong friend just blindsided me with a Radiohead themed text. His opinion is incorrect. My response is warranted.
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Stu Burguiere
Stu Burguiere@StuDoesAmerica·
Be right back, just need to try another hot honey flavored product that contains 1/10th of the hot honey flavor that is required.
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