Michael Stuernbecker

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Michael Stuernbecker

@stuernbecker

i educate todays youth. beers fear me, women too.

Katılım Mart 2022

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·1h

Tough decision. 🪵

Exec Sum@exec_sum

"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·1h

Dude shes so fucking hot i just mute the TV whenever she comes on and just start jorkin it

TMZ@TMZ

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was asked if she believes whether a female or a gay president will move to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. first. 🤔

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·1h

This is the most sixers thing on the planet

SpursRΞPORTΞR@SpursReporter

Yes, it is true. Back in 2023, the 76ers waived Julian Champagnie specifically to sign Mac McClung to a two-way contract so McClung could officially represent the Sixers in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest. Champagnie was claimed off waivers by the Spurs two days later (February 16, 2023). The Sixers essentially traded a young wing who has become a solid NBA rotation player for a one-weekend dunk contest appearance.

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·1h

Gotta pour one out for DAC. Or go to a bar and start a fight

Jenny Talia@soxfraud

This might be the worst night ever

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·2h

This is the Jews fault

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·13h

@Ilhan Don’t disagree. Dont wanna see anyone starve to death. But really hard to do tho when we send half of our fuckin money to israel

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Rep. Ilhan Omar@Ilhan·15h

The conflict in South Sudan has left the nation on the brink of a massive hunger crisis. For millions, aid can be the difference between life and death. We have a moral obligation to take immediate action and provide critical humanitarian aid.

Al Jazeera English@AJEnglish

Nearly eight million people in South Sudan at risk of acute hunger, according to a UN report aje.news/jrxttb

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·13h

@Aku_700 I already regret asking but at the same time I need to know if it is relevant

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·14h

@Aku_700 Why and how do we know she fucked the dog

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AshleY@Aku_700·1d

This sick Pennsylvania mom Lisa Snyder, 41, allegedly fucked her pit bull, then brutally killed her own little kids by hanging them with a dog leash. Snyder denies it all and claims her bullied 8-year-old son Conner killed himself and took his 4-year-old sister Brinley with him because he “didn’t want to die alone.” What a disgusting lie. Court evidence showed she searched “How to hang yourself” and the show “Almost Got Away With It” days before. The kids were found hanging in the basement and later taken off life support. This monster deserves to rot in prison forever. No mercy.

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Michael Stuernbecker@stuernbecker·14h

Theres the debate of if modern tech isolates us or brings us together; and both are true. It brings us together in moments of isolation, but it allows people like this ((probably extreme ocd(sis has similar tendencies)(has-ocd))) to maximize their isolation. That being said, 🪵.

rp@sleepydisease

it’s impossible for me to express how disturbed i am by this new genre of video i’m seeing, and i’m a single person who lives alone and often spends friday nights at home

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