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Bank got money in it

Charlie kirk ann widdecombe who’s next? Steven Wonder?

Come on spain

Viva españa

Code switching fail - Told the wrong shagging person I’d blow their shit smoove off

My motto in life is ‘Apparently there doing well strict bag searches’

If I had written “I took a pill in Ibiza” it would have been called “I took a piss in the kitchen”

Ray Fucking Purchase

Inside me there are 30-50 wolves. Help

Imagine trying to convict a dog of murder, and when the judge asks, "How do you plead," the dog just responds, "Woof," leaving you to wonder what to do next

@fkachelsie Who

@stuertemail do you like taylor swift

No more eras. Had enough

Rabbit escaped. I’ve tried nothing and i’m all out of ideas

If a dog farts in a car and theres no one there to smell it…

Misplaced my sodding biscuit help me Harriet jones

Cars 2 on Film 4 plus one tonight. April fools

Next door neighbour. Probable paedo

@fkachelsie Got stuck in a fridge

@stuertemail i've missed you stuert so much love you

Breaking: Fat Go Compare Man torn to shreds by brown bear

@fkachelsie Not again

@stuertemail no because she's dead

When jesus died did the queen do anything about it