Meatball McFuzzpants

@DirtyDomDom Cody, then Goldberg

IF Brock Lesnar walks in, someone has to get up. Who’s Losing their Seat for the beast ??

@TitoSanTanaChez @GlennJacobsTN didn’t do shit that undertaker didn’t do first. Neither him nor the warrior should be on this list.

Which number was the least impactful to Wrestling?

@BDisgusting Very obviously a Smile reference

Predict what's happening in this shot from SCARY MOVIE. We'll find out on June 5.

@MichaelCer26964 @MonsterEnergy @RheaRipley_WWE I don’t think she would have a say in either. WWE owns the name Rhea Ripley, her name is Demi Bennett. The image itself it from a copywritten broadcast owned by TKO. So I don’t think she would have to agree to it at all. Could be wrong 🤷‍♂️

@stuffthatsurvi1 @MonsterEnergy @RheaRipley_WWE Crazy how people think it's real when she has to agree to have her image and name being use

I don’t drink monster but cool tho

What a piece of shit

@Manifestpainn @DiscoPigeon_ @DiscussingFilm Of the post Wayans series, it’s by far the best. 4/5 are garbage, but they were made by the same group who ran spoof movies into the ground at the time (date movie, super hero movie, dance flick, meet the Spartans, epic movie). Absolute trash-fest.

@stuffthatsurvi1 @DiscoPigeon_ @DiscussingFilm I could’ve sworn nearly everyone has said the third movie was the best movie. It kind of is the most talked about movie and audios from it circulate around the internet all the time 🤷‍♀️ can’t say 4 and 5 are good though

New ‘Michael’-themed teaser for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’. In theaters on June 5.

@Guilherme090310 Yeah, must have been hard to recreate one of the most famous music videos of all time that also had one of the most detailed “making of” documentaries of all time

Incredibly tragic knowing he could've died sooner

@DiscoPigeon_ @DiscussingFilm 3/4/5 all sucked. They’ve been trash since Keenan left the series. The Brothers are back for this one, but nothing I’ve seen has made this look like a must see reboot

@DiscussingFilm Didn’t Scary Movie 5 suck?

Forget Dune 3. Forget The Odyssey. Coyote vs. ACME is the most important movie for you to see in a movie theater this year simply because David Zaslav tried to take it from you. Show the CEOs good movies of ALL shapes and sizes are worth fighting for.

@DivineBiba @mrwtffacts Anyone lays a finger on my daughter, they wouldn’t get the pleasure of being burned alive. I’ll take my time and make the world’s best torturers weep when they read what I did to the assailant.

@mrwtffacts I dont think her actions were acceptable. To burn someone alive is an atrocity and renders the mother a perpetrator of even greater evil than the rapist.

In 1998, a 13-year-old girl was abducted and raped at knifepoint in Alicante, Spain. The rapist, 63-year old Antonio Cosme, was sentenced to 9 years in jail. 7 years later, in 2005, the victim's mother, María del Carmen García, was waiting at a bus stop when she saw a man approaching. "How's your daughter doing?" the man asked with a smirk on his face. It was her daughter's rapist. Antonio was out on day release. Enraged by what had just happened, Maria ran to the nearest store, purchased 1.5 litres of gasoline, and walked into the bar that Antonio had just entered. She doused him head-to-toe with gasoline, lit him up, and stood back and calmly watched as her daughter's rapist burned alive in front of her eyes. Maria was sentenced to 9.5 years in jail for her act of revenge, but was released in 2018 after serving 5.5 years. Today, she lives freely in Spain after being reunited with her daughter.

@Clarkes1_1Cards I named my daughter after the character oh @RheaRipley_WWE

Wrestlemania KABOOMS anyone??

@TripleH @WWERomanReigns Yeah. Give the part time diva the “workhorse championship”. What a stupid fucking move.

7 World Titles. 11 WrestleMania Main Events. The OTC. #AcknowledgeHim @WWERomanReigns

@KitWilson_PD You wouldn’t block me, just like you couldn’t block that low blow by a littlehausen

Locker room leader The Miz defeated John Cena in the main event of Wrestlemania 27! After practicing The Miz Method of, Master, Inspire, Zone in, I too have gone toe to toe with John Cena at #Wrestlemania Thank you Miz. Anyone who mentions anything else is getting blocked.

Me making friends with the weird kid just in case

YOU CAN'T SEEHAUSEN @DanhausenAD!! 👋 Stream #WrestleMania LIVE RIGHT NOW on the @espn app! ➡️ es.pn/watchwwe

@game7__ @Hoopss That’s a lot of words, too bad I’m not reading them.

We just witnessed the worst Wrestlemania of all time. This is what happens when you let Triple H sleep his way to the top of a company he was always a glorified B-lister for. The WrestleMania 42 Night 1 just happened. Night 2 is tomorrow. And it does not matter what happens tomorrow, because what we saw tonight at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas was bad enough to close the case. This was the worst WrestleMania of all time. And the person most responsible for it is the same person who got his job by marrying the boss's daughter. Triple H, born Paul Levesque, is the Chief Content Officer of WWE and the head of all creative. He runs the storylines, the booking, the character direction, and the overall vision for the product. He has held this role since July 2022, when his father-in-law Vince McMahon retired from the company. Before that, he ran NXT, WWE's developmental brand, which earned him real credibility with hardcore fans. But the path from NXT showrunner to the most powerful creative position in professional wrestling did not run through merit alone. It ran through Stephanie McMahon's front door. Triple H began dating Stephanie McMahon in 2000 during a scripted on-screen romance that became a real relationship behind the scenes. They married on October 25, 2003. She is Vince McMahon's daughter. From that point forward, every promotion Triple H received inside WWE carried an asterisk that he has never been able to shake. Executive Vice President of Global Talent Strategy and Development in 2020. Executive Vice President of Talent Relations in July 2022. Head of Creative three days later, when Vince stepped down. Chief Content Officer by September 2022. Nobody in the history of professional wrestling has failed upward with more institutional support than a man who married into the family that owns the company. And now his creative vision is on full display at WrestleMania, the biggest event in wrestling, and it is a disaster. Start with the build. The WrestleMania 42 main event on Night 1 was supposed to be Cody Rhodes defending the Undisputed WWE Championship against Randy Orton. That is a match with nearly 20 years of shared history. Rhodes and Orton were in Legacy together. Orton turned on Rhodes's father, Dusty. The betrayal angle wrote itself. This should have been the easiest story WWE told all year. Instead, Pat McAfee was inserted into the middle of it. McAfee, a former NFL punter turned media personality turned WWE commentator, became a central figure in the Rhodes-Orton feud in the weeks leading up to WrestleMania. According to Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer, the decision to insert McAfee into the storyline was not made by Triple H's creative team. It was made by TKO CEO Ari Emanuel, who pushed for McAfee's involvement to boost mainstream crossover appeal and help with flagging ticket sales. The Hollywood Reporter ran a piece titled "Ari Emanuel Has Inadvertently Entered the Main Event of WrestleMania 42." That distinction matters, but not in the way Triple H would like it to. If you are the head of creative and your CEO can override your biggest storyline of the year with a corporate mandate, you are not actually running creative. You are a figurehead. And if you went along with it willingly, you chose the boardroom over the product. Either way, the result was the same. Cageside Seats ran the headline "WWE ruined the main event with Pat McAfee" before the match even happened. They were right. The match itself went 22 minutes and 40 seconds. Rhodes retained, but the finish told you everything about what WrestleMania 42 had become. McAfee ran to the ring in a neck brace and a referee shirt. Orton, in the middle of the biggest match of the night, stopped to RKO McAfee. Rhodes hit CrossRhodes while Orton was distracted. The Undisputed WWE Championship match at WrestleMania ended because a talk show host in a neck brace walked down the ramp. That is the creative direction of the company under Triple H. Then there was Jelly Roll. The country music star was dragged into the storyline as a Cody Rhodes supporter, which led to Orton beating him down on television. A Grammy-nominated musician getting worked into the WrestleMania main event picture so WWE could chase a crossover moment that nobody in the audience asked for. This is not wrestling. This is a content strategy dressed up as a card. The opener was the same problem. LA Knight and the Usos against Logan Paul, Austin Theory, and IShowSpeed. A six-man tag with no real near-falls that felt like a pre-show match moved to the main card. IShowSpeed, a YouTube streamer, was in the opening match of WrestleMania. The post-match angle saw IShowSpeed put Logan Paul through the announce table with a frog splash, which got a bigger reaction than anything in the actual match. The biggest show in wrestling opened with internet celebrities fighting each other. The Women's Tag Team Championship was a fatal four-way won by Brie Bella and Paige. Paige, who had not wrestled a match since 2018 and was medically cleared to return, won a championship at WrestleMania alongside a tag partner whose last full-time run was nearly a decade ago. This is nostalgia booking over the current roster, and it happened on a card that already had too many sideshows competing with the actual wrestling. The stage design was universally panned before the show even started. Newsweek reported that fans called it a "downgrade" from WrestleMania 41, noting that the set looked faded and lifeless compared to previous years. WWE seated fans directly on the stage for the first time, which forced pyrotechnics to be repositioned behind the main structure. The visual presentation of the biggest show of the year looked like a budget compromise. And then there were the tickets. WrestleMania 42 ticket prices averaged roughly $1,500 to $1,700 before fees, according to the Wrestling Observer. WrestleMania 41 averaged $635. That is more than double. U.S. general inflation over the same two-year period was roughly five to six percent. WrestleMania ticket prices increased at approximately 55 to 60 times the rate of inflation. Fans were outraged. WWE President Nick Khan responded by saying "the marketplace dictates the ticket price." Pat McAfee announced a 25 percent discount on the final SmackDown before the show. Even with that discount, WrestleMania 42 was reportedly tracking well behind WrestleMania 41 in ticket sales. POST Wrestling published a column titled "WrestleMania 42 and the Cost of Chasing Growth." Triple H saw all of this coming and said so publicly. In an interview ahead of the show, he told reporters "Nobody bats a thousand." He said he puts "tons" of pressure on himself when booking WrestleMania and acknowledged that not everything he books will be great. He even said "I'm the first guy going, 'That didn't work. That wasn't good. We screwed up there.'" Those are honest admissions, and they would mean more if they translated into better decisions. They have not. The defense of Triple H has always been NXT. He built that brand from a small developmental show into a critically acclaimed product that launched the careers of dozens of current main roster stars. That is real and nobody should take it from him. But NXT was a niche product with a niche audience and a fraction of the corporate pressure that comes with running the main roster. Running WrestleMania is a different job. It requires managing corporate stakeholders, broadcast partners, celebrity integrations, and a global audience, and doing all of that without losing the thing that makes wrestling work in the first place: the stories and the matches. Triple H has shown, repeatedly, that he cannot do both. When the suits tell him to put Pat McAfee in the main event, he does it. When the business team tells him to price tickets at $1,700, the product on the other side of that price tag does not match. When the biggest show of the year arrives, the card is cluttered with celebrities, nostalgia acts, and corporate compromises. WrestleMania 9 used to be the standard for worst WrestleMania. Hulk Hogan political maneuvering ruined the main event when he pinned Yokozuna in an impromptu match after Bret Hart had just lost the title. WrestleMania 11 had Lawrence Taylor in the main event. WrestleMania 27 had The Miz closing the show in a match nobody remembers. Those were bad for specific, isolated reasons. WrestleMania 42 is bad at every level. The build was compromised by corporate interference. The card was overloaded with non-wrestlers. The main event finish revolved around a talk show host. The ticket prices alienated the fanbase. The stage looked like it was designed on a budget. And the person responsible for all of it is a man who got his position because he started dating the owner's daughter during a fake marriage storyline in 2000 and turned it into a real one three years later. Night 2 is tomorrow. Maybe it will be better. Maybe CM Punk and Roman Reigns will deliver a main event that makes people forget about tonight. But Night 1 of WrestleMania is supposed to set the tone for the entire weekend, and the tone it set was that WWE under Triple H has become a company that prioritizes corporate synergy over the product itself. The fans who paid $1,700 to sit in Allegiant Stadium tonight did not get WrestleMania. They got a content activation event with a wrestling card attached to it. This is what happens when you hand the keys to the biggest wrestling company on earth to someone whose primary qualification was who he married. Triple H slept his way to the top of a mountain he was not equipped to run, and WrestleMania 42 is the view from the summit.

Bianca’s baby vs Naomi’s baby 27 years from now

@onewayrhiyo And using Bi-Sexual Undertaker was a great choice!

yall remember when wwe used to do pride merch and they’d have the wrestlers advertise them??