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@HiddenYorkshire Does work but mustard is better. Nuclear, dangerous mustard.

British food discourse is sleeping on pineapple on gammon

@JamesMelville Westcountry isnt the south. Ffs.

England: Is this pretty much correct?

@Labourheartland This is all very sus.

STARMER ARSON TRIAL | DAY TWO: THE MAN AT THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE In the early hours of 13 May 2025, counter-terrorism officers broke down a door in Sydenham, south-east London. Inside, they found Roman Lavrynovych asleep in bed. They also found a petrol can, a bottle of white spirit, and a pair of trainers. All three tested positive for his DNA. That was the beginning of Day Two at the Old Bailey. What followed was more revealing. In police interview, Lavrynovych denied everything. Then officers showed him phone data placing him at the scenes. He maintained his story. Then, at the close of the interview, an officer asked the direct question: had someone asked him to set fire to three addresses linked to the Prime Minister? "Yes," he said. In a prepared statement, he offered a different picture. A shadowy contact called "El" had asked him to check for CCTV cameras at night. Offered him £1,500. Threatened him when he hesitated. "He threatened me by saying that I would have to do the job as he knew where I lived. I was scared as my grandmother lives at the same address." He insists he did not commit arson. He insists he was never paid. He insists "El Money" is a figure he never saw and cannot identify. Meanwhile: co-defendant Stanislav Carpiuc, who was intercepted at Luton Airport two days after the charges were filed, sitting in the departure lounge, about to board a flight to Romania. He made no comment. Petro Pochynok was detained in Chelsea four days later. He too made no comment. The prosecution has now laid out its case across two full days. Phone location data. CCTV. Encrypted Telegram messages. A filmed attack. DNA on accelerant-stained trainers. An airport interception. And a defendant's own admission that someone directed him. But here is the question that will grow louder with every day this trial continues. El Money. The Russian-speaking Telegram contact who promised cryptocurrency, issued the safeword "geranium," told the defendants they had attacked the home of "a very high-ranking individual in Britain," and instructed them to destroy their communications and leave the city. Who is he? Scotland Yard has offered no public answer. Military intelligence has said nothing. The jury has been told that identifying him is not their task. The mainstream press has largely chosen not to ask. Every trial has a defendant in the dock. This one has a more important figure who is not. El Money ordered the fires, promised the payment, and disappeared into the encrypted dark. The defendants may be convicted or acquitted. But the man at the other end of the phone remains the question, the mystery, no one has yet begun to answer. All three defendants deny every charge. The defence case has not yet been heard. Nothing here indicates guilt or innocence. The jury will decide. Read more... full Day Two report: Labour Heartlands labourheartlands.com/starmer-arson-… #StayInformed #OldBailey #StarmerArsonTrial #ElMoney #Justice #LabourHeartlands

@xmuse_ They are waffley versatile.

Wait… you can make WAFFLES out of POTATOES?! Crispy golden outside, loaded with juicy chicken & melty cheese inside. I never thought of this and now I’m obsessed 🔖

@BasilTheGreat @WendersThanos Youre all infighting spastics.

Just to let everybody know It's been revealed publicly that this supposedly independent and honest barrister who recently went on a mass blocking spree Actually is a shill for Reform UK and is directly working for them

Bit windy by me so looked on windy for the first time in ages and its a blood bath what the hell happened?

@NewStatesman Fuck off luvvie prick

Mark Gatiss: "I don't understand the antipathy towards Keir Starmer" The actor – currently starring in a play lampooning fascism – argues that the PM is doing a good job, but from the press he gets "you'd think he was Vlad the Impaler". Listen on the New Society podcast.

Wankered lads. On a monday? More like your mum day. I nit.

@DMichaelTripi @jemmm85517813 Oh no, not the big accounts.

NEW: Large number of influential X users are now calling for the firing of X Head of Product Nikita Bier due to growing frustration with the X algorithm.

Just smash a cornish 4 pack (10 pack) because its pound for pound cheaper than an actual 4 pack at spar. On a Thursday, probably collect another speeding ticket tomorrow

@Jesii_ca_M Hang your beer belly off it

What's the purpose of this window design?

@GhorbaniiNiyak Cant understand a word. Need a translation

Iranians are confronting the Islamic Republic’s terrorists on British soil. This is the price Iranians pay every day to expose the threat posed by these terrorists in Britain.

@clashreport 1. Its not a zero sum game 2. Communism is shit

Bernie Sanders: Never before in history have so few people had so much wealth and so much power, and so much control over the media. The top 1% own more wealth than the bottom 93% in the U.S. One man—Elon Musk—owns more wealth than the bottom 53% of American households.

@flan923285ned @celtic_jaime Says on it! Might have won the draw though, I think you can check online.

@celtic_jaime Think its worth anything now 😆 🤣 😂

Things you don’t hear anymore

The guy who i didn't really know but because he was the hardest left commie out of all my socials just got stage 4 lymphoma already to the organs and hes all positive gonna give hime the regimen and no hate over a difference of opinion remember that

@RedWallPleb @PolitlcsUK The writing is on the wall, so to speak

@PolitlcsUK Why is he only doing that now? We've had almost 2 years of Starmer answering absolutely nothing. He's worse than Blair and that's saying something.

🚨 WATCH: The Speaker tells off Keir Starmer for not directly answering Kemi Badenoch's question "Prime Minister, it's Prime Minister's questions" #PMQs

@ecojuanmart @Electroversenet Does it fuck

@Electroversenet Interesting how 'bias' only becomes a problem when the reporting doesn't fit a certain narrative. The extreme weather data speaks for itself. 🌍

The BBC says it will "review" its climate coverage. Not because it suddenly found integrity, but because it got caught. A leaked letter from a former standards advisor accused executives of ignoring "widespread evidence of skewed reporting." The BBC has skewed the truth for years to push a political agenda. It claimed human CO2 made US heat waves "35 times more likely," it said wildfires were exploding because of climate change, and it sold Net Zero as an economic miracle while hiding the costs. These are all falsehoods. The data, in many cases, show the exact opposite. And when challenged, the BBC quietly edited, deleted or buried the evidence. Even the regulator Ofcom ordered entire climate programs be pulled for dishonesty. This isn't journalism, it's propaganda. But the public is cottoning on and switching off. In the past two years alone, roughly a million UK households have stopped paying the BBC license fee.

@UKLabour Wanker

Leadership.

@SpiderUncensor @TiceRichard This is like the navy seal copy pasta but more cringe

Listen here, you snivelling little shit-weasel Tice, your whataboutery is as pointless as a nun’s cunt in a bukkake convention. You’re standing there with your slack jaw flapping, bleating that ‘these other things should be investigated’ like some half-wit choirboy who’s just discovered his own asshole. You’ve been caught out, sunshine. One time too fucking many. The mask’s slipped, your pants are around your ankles, and the whole stinking country can see the shrivelled little lie-factory dangling there. It’s time you fucked off, you filthy waste of atoms. Crawl back into whatever bureaucratic sewer shat you out, take your cheap deflections and your greasy little what-about-this-what-about-that routine with you, and cry quietly in a corner where decent people don’t have to smell the intellectual gangrene leaking from your pores. The Truth doesn’t need your permission to investigate, you ambulatory sack of expired semen. It just needs someone with the balls to shove it down your throat until you choke on it. And there are plenty of balls finally dangling prepared to tear your bullshit apart.

Desperate still to smear me & Reform, Sunday Times has again spent weeks pouring over my company accounts with Labour-supporting tax accountant All that effort has revealed overall HMRC received the correct amount of tax due Journo now effectively complaining I paid too much tax rather than company pay some tax on my behalf! All due to complex tax technicality around dividends to certain shareholder classes in REITs But S Times refuses to investigate serious accounting irregularities & possible multi million pound electoral law breaches by Labour Party Properties Ltd, that I exposed Meanwhile, I’ll get on with representing the people of Boston &Skegness & campaigning to kick out this dreadful government