stux.

live and let live, amigos. me and your papa no be jehova.

@scofield_881 me and you sabi say if west ham no fall, problem don dey

so, are you telling me that if we win all our remaining matches and manchester City also win theirs, we will be champions?

i’ll take the one point

evertonnnnnnnnn!!

fool

@Omar_sterling15 where that one dey? how far e be from heriatage mall abeg?

@stuxcore Find your way around k farm obawole

who stays around ogba-fagba-agege area here? where person fii dey ball for here? i need dey commot this house once a while.

That’s DAD!

@CaponeDiAso na this tweet you send reply to. you no reply the one wey i dey talk about oblee december wey dey approach. oya nau😔 but no sha, i never search

@stuxcore You don search online?

bodo burn 4 slips. 4 slips, dawg. why do i do this to myself?😔

@0xboye_ it’s gone😂 them dey 4 wey remain for my slips

@stuxcore They must win o😭

bodo, please. i’m on my knees

@CaponeDiAso @temidayo_323 please, make una two get una money up quick. i go soon settle down for here. una go show me around this place proper! time don dey go small small, december go soon reach

@0xboye_ make them do GG, i go manage. them no fii win again

@stuxcore Me sef dey on my knees Bodo

@abel_0000000 it’s bad. we both agreed to not know each other X handle. besides, i’m anon on here😂

@stuxcore Is that not a good thing tho 😂

i just know she has seen that tweet by now. i’m so sure she’d have come across it. my anon account isn’t so anon anymore, chai💔

When i was year 1, i FOLLOWED this babe up ehhhhhhnnn!! (Notice how i put the followed in caps?). My guys and coursemates think say na jazz!! Bro, i followed Fi- so much, nothing wey i no do😭. I go cook for my hostel, carry go give am make she chop. When her birthday came around, i got the 7 guys in my hostel to sing happy birthday to her at 12 midnight!! Then in the morning i went to Watt market, Calabar, with Kwame to get the biggest Teddy Bear i could find/afford. Walking from the school gate with a big ass white teddy bear, come see as people dey hail me “Lover boy, i go love oooo…” my head just dey swell😭😭 Bear in mind she say she get one egbon wey she dey date at the time oo, say the egbon wan marry am. Bro, this na year 1 babe, egbon dey promise am marriage, i dey there dey do lover boy antics. Na Prayer and fasting my guys finally use deliver me for year 2 first semester break😭😭😭 Since then, i don hate any egbon wey dey follow uni babes😂😂😂

@Arhmeed_ few people just dey project, dawg! like you don’t even knowwww me, for you to dey assume say i no be sabi guy🤣 i love this app, mehn.

@stuxcore Fairs fairs😂

you try o, bro he say na “ex”😂😂😂

fuvkkkkk, might be time to create another burner account and i really liked this one, man.

i muted this tweet since yesterday. wym 75k views? i can bet on my life she has seen the tweet😂😂

@Arhmeed_ even if him and people read article, you think say na everything wey happen between me and woman i go pour for pieces wey i dey write?😂 i don mute the tweet since yesterday, i just say make i check now when one of my guys say make i check, dey see say e don pass my circle😂

@stuxcore Na why my first question na to ask if he read the article 😭😭

you don’t even know me. twita niggaz funny gan😂