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I’m so thankful that I’m not married to a fuckin loser lol

You think that I′m gonna fuck with your head, well you're absolutely right

anti immigration but your filler is migrating???

Losing Ozzy before Tr*mp should be criminal.

Chad shaved his beard and I feel like I don’t even know him anymore. Who’s this strange man kissing me??

lol when are yall gonna stop supporting tattoo artists who are ab*sers???

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@mediacomsupport is there a service outage in the Irvington/Grand Bay area of Alabama?

Anytime someone asks how I met my husband I change my answer and I forgot that I told someone we met in rehab until they brought it up today.

I love when my phone sends me a reminder of how stupidly hot my husband is. 😮‍💨

“What’s a Marfa light? Is that a cigarette I don’t know about?” -@chod1312

Was wondering why my brain kept telling me I was the biggest piece of shit on earth that doesn’t deserve anything good, then my period notifier let me know I start in 4 days. Cool cool

@solidgoldlexus @paulxbearer Excuse me is that a Chelsea FC blanket

Caught dozing off on a cozy evening.

I love Chad so much.

@pegging_hill Babe I promise starting over is hard at first but then you will eventually thank yourself. ❤️❤️

in the past two years ive lost my father (died) and three best friends (ghosted me) & now im basically single (getting a separation/divorce). i wish there was a way to k*ll myself w/o actually dying

@Kelsie182 Yes 😭😭😭

Anyone else having to work today?

Christmas isn’t even over and I already started on Chad’s vday gift. Now..hopefully I won’t forget about it

@pegging_hill Making us wait til noon was absolutely uncalled for but I’m thankful it’s out now 🥲🥲🥲

okay where the fuck is the sza album im wide awake & i feel like crying

Now why the hell did I wake up to no SZA album

I ordered a Chelsea flag for Chad for Christmas and I opened it and it was a fucking Arsenal flag HAHAHAHAHAA fuck hahahahahahahahahahaahah

I was too problematic on the internet today so I had to change my name 😅