Ryan 🦈

@AshsDreamboard The way I read this and was nodding along like “yes, this is an accurate assessment of modern Survivor” and then read the prompt from the QT of this being about Drag Race💀

90 minute episodes are a slog, it’s all filler, every scene is longer but not more substantive and it kills the pacing of the show. The reason less quotes come out of modern seasons is there is simply too much content for anything to stick.

#Survivor has ALWAYS been a popularity contest. The game & your gameplay are tools for you to use to make yourself more popular. The way to use them to make yourself more popular means something different to each juror. This is jury management. 50 damn seasons I stg…#Survivor50

@CohenBrian_ Pure speculation but I think he does simply because Jonathan was always going to get defensive when someone like Ozzy or Tiff started trying to poke holes in his game and Rizo is always going to be endearing, even in the face of someone trying to tear down his game.

Does Rizo win a final 3 against Jonathan and Joe? I think this fire making was more costly than 49. #Survivor50

@suRYvor But according to Elon, you only get 50 tweets a day, lol.

ANOTHER new era?? EVERY idol, EVER advantage, EVERY twist is on the table?? My Twitter fingers are gonna get TIRED next season 😮‍💨 #Survivor #Survivor50

@itsmathewturner Me tweeting this last week about how he should have saved Cirie with it and then getting mad about the fuckass twist all over again

STFU ABOUT THE BOOMERANG IDOL THIS IS HYPOTHESIZED 😭

He could've totally pulled a Natalie Anderson and played this for Tiffany... BOO!!! #Survivor #Survivor50

I need anyone confused by tonight’s outcome to explain to me exactly which 6 votes they thought were in play for Jonathan because the 3 he got were the exact 3 I expected him to get and I feel like most people could have predicted this exact FTC vote count #Survivor #Survivor50

@lTSJUSTBUSlNESS Medallion of Extra Power

@suRYvor So seated for the revival of Haves vs Have Nots 🥰

Had to delete multiple tweets tonight because I’m a fake fan and was spreading fake news 😔 Choosing to forget RI ever happened is valid but forgetting Amber won a car is inexcusable 😮‍💨 #Survivor #Survivor50

@andrew_corn I’m so full of fake news tonight damn lmfao

@suRYvor Amber exists…

Cirie running up to hug Aubry as soon as she was announced the winner 🥹 #Survivor #Survivor50

Aubry has won #Survivor #Survivor50!!

This shot with the full jury and the phoenix behind them is lowkey pretty cool #Survivor #Survivor50

@ellierileyoh Choosing to forget RI is a valid mental health exercise

The way hundreds of people are liking this and will continue to like it and will just assume it's correct.

Aubry sold the story of her legacy so well. It wasn’t about whether or not she was “robbed” in S32, it’s about what she learned and how she was able to push forward after losing #Survivor #Survivor50

Chrissy is a good orator from the jury bench. That question was very well-dictated #Survivor #Survivor50

Ozzy leaning forward when Jonathan didn’t understand why he thought Aubry playing the middle was exemplary is cracking me up 🤣 #Survivor #Survivor50

Tiffany trying to give us drama on the jury bench asking if Steph has a question or is just gonna glaze Jonathan all night and Rizo is silencing her…🗣️LET HER SPEAK #Survivor #Survivor50

@deanklim Ya know, before I tweeted this I sat there trying to go through every season with a returnee in my head to make sure this was correct and I’m in no way surprised that I skipped RI. Protecting my mental health 😌

@suRYvor Boston Rob lost all stars season 8 to his wife and then won season 22 redemption island.

That face you make when you’re sitting next to Joe & Jonathan at FTC lol #Survivor #Survivor50