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@FatEric2025 Dear Inspector Eric... my power of deduction tells me that you were sniffing Ms Pickle fluffy neck, or tummy. How do I know that? Elementary, my dear Eric! You've got Ms Pickle fur for mustache! 🤣

"There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them." Inspector Jacques Clouseau

@PickliciousF 🥹 aww Miss Pickle, that's some heart warming positive maths you did there! Yes, let's help more sad kitties to live many many years in the best place ever! 😘😘😘

I spent 4 years in the bad place, but I’ve had over 5 years in the best place ever! Every day the percentage of my life that was in the bad place gets smaller! Please rescue a sad kitty if you can. Love Pickle, former sad kitty now the happiest girl in the world.

@rickygervais If you zoom in you'll notice that she's probably trying to keep her energy levels up, because she's breastfeeding. The fur around her breasts seems like it's been nursing some hungry little mouths. 😊

About to play tennis, but I’m waiting for this little upside down idiot to finish stealing the bird food so I don’t disturb him.

@PickliciousF Miss Pickle, you're a very dedicated PT!

Helping my mummy work out #PicklePT

@PickliciousF 👏👏 Bravo!!! Bravissima!!!

I’m putting myself up for the part of Hamlet (yum) in a new film. I’ve been practicing my audition speech: ‘Tubby or not Tubby? Fat is the question!’ I think it’s just a formality at this point.

@PickliciousF @myleftfang But that's such a cute little nose, Miss Pickle

My mummy has been explaining to me the difference between my heritage & that of my big sister ⁦@myleftfang⁩ Apparently she was part monkey/part fruit bat, while I’m part capybara/part wombat/part raccoon. It all makes sense now. And stop taking photos up my nose please.

@PickliciousF C!!!! it's C!!!! DId I win absolutely Nothing, Miss Pickle???

Is this: A: a mushroom B: a sea anemonemonemone C: my beautiful nosey??? First person to guess correctly wins absolutely nothing

@MissyBBBobtail Whatever she meowed at you, must have had the most hilarious accent, because I can see a smile creeping in your little lips, Miss Missy. 😅😅😅🤭🤭🤭

My momma meowed back at me and I have no idea what she said.

@rickygervais Happy national Pet Day for you, Miss Pickle. You're a nurse! I'm a Spooks... shhhh... we're under surveillance!

Happy National Pet Day.

@MissyBBBobtail Happy Easter Monday nap, Miss Pickle

Hoppy Easter, everybunny!

@PickliciousF Yep! That's the main principle of the law of attraction, Miss Pickle. To attract the taco, you have to become the taco, act and like as a taco, and then when the taco comes to great a fellow taco (YOU) then you grab the taco and dead the 🌮 taco!

To catch the taco you must first become the taco

@PickliciousF Yep! That's a cute pink germ-free little tongue you have there, Miss Pickle. So cute!

Hygiene is very important. I learnt that at the Nurseyversity. Drool onto your pawsies and slurp it off multiple times for maximum germ-free cleanliness before trampling on patients.

@PickliciousF Not to worry, Miss Picklicious! You will earn billions from your other business, because or tv face time will catapult you a Global Cat celebrity of all times. MGM will beg you to be their next Hissing Cat in all their films! Picture that!

I’m so ashamed that I signed this deal! Everyone knows I’m a brilliant businesscat-entrepreneur but I was distracted & I didn’t work out the very complicated sums properly

@rickygervais And what a beautiful mews you have 😉😍

Believe it or not, this furry meat-sack has been my mews over the last few years while I created my new Netflix show ALLEY CATS. I have there for decided to give her 0.0001% of the profits.

@gervaisclips Agree 100%

"If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt." - Ricky Gervais

@MissyBBBobtail Like your thinking, Miss!

I’m not always right, but when I am it’s usually all of the time.

@rickygervais 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant. Let's repost this 🤣🤣🤣

I’m not on Tik Tok but apparently people are putting up illegal clips of my stuff and getting hundreds of millions of views. I just wanted to say, keep up the good work.

@PickliciousF Miss Pickle, what expressive beautiful face you have! 🤣🤣🤣

Brushy incoming … Brushy happening!!!!!

@PickliciousF What handsome, boy Ms Pickle 😍

Yes I will, Micker!!!