Dad Jokes Guru

My Dad Jokes 4th Anniversary Special youtu.be/ZmmLc1NBzTA?si… Enjoy

@nachiket1982 Mark Twain says, Never argue with Stupid people. Not only will they drag you to their levels, they would beat you with experience .

Decomposition of milk consumes a hell lot of dissolved oxygen from water bodies significantly harming the aquatic ecosystem. Milk in the river actually is a pollutant. What an epic display of stupidity!

@baradwajrangan BORING 😴. I slept throughout the whole film. I like Star Wars or Star Trek.

Sci-fi films, these days, try to awe us with visions of the apocalypse, or else they depress us with visions of dystopia. They try to be intellectual, and sometimes, they try to be profound. In this climate, 'Project Hail Mary' does something so basic that it seems revolutionary. The opening scenes are all about “earth is going to be destroyed”, but soon after, the film turns into the most unexpected buddy movie. The elevator pitch is “Ryan Gosling bonds with an alien to save the universe, and let’s make this with a mix of Spielbergian optimism and the heartwarming humour of Pixar at their peak”. This is easily the best-est time I’ve had at the movies this year. The visual effects are beautifully done, but they are not overwhelming. And the decision to have a non-linear screenplay pays off brilliantly towards the end, because the protagonist is not a space stud. The lesson, if there is one, is that we sometimes need to be pushed in order to realise our potential. Others may see us more clearly than we do. As the alien would say: amaze, amaze, amaze!

@WokePandemic It could be possible it is an AI generated video. someone can verify it

One full tanker milk offered to narmada river so that fishes and drink milk .

@AllanSLebeau @Oldtimers365 But he was scared of the BAD TEMPERED Rodent. 🤣

@subhapindiproli @Oldtimers365 Sorcerer surely?

@mrjethwani1 Reminded me of this cool Rhythm Fever game on Nintendo Wii

Me ~ Sir can you show your achievements from the past 12 years. Gobiji ~ Ye le…🔔

@METAVERZUZ NO!! It is the 80s

Yes or No: The 1990s were the greatest decade in music history.

@nidhiiisharmaaa I do remember having lunch buffet at Leela Palace in Bangalore while attending a conference. The street food tastes a lot better than the 7 star hotel.

Do you agree?

@AnandaniNisha I do like wearing spectacular spectacles 👓

I wear a spectacles to not get spectacles, does that make sense?

@mistressdivy What do you call a dad joke that stinks ? Punngent

Gimme your best puns.. I’ll go first.. I like puns about eyes 👁👁 The cornea the better!

@TheCinesthetic Project Hail Mary

What film made you say, "Holy shit there is still an hour left"?

@bestofStarTrek Many. But S5:E25 - Inner Light

What is your favorite Star Trek: The Next Generation episode?

dad joke about Hitler. youtu.be/0QEhh8_vyxg?si…

@JoelKatz I fell asleep 😴. Had a good long nap. 😴

I went to see Project Hail Mary. Great movie, I highly recommend it. The less you know about it going in, the better. Trust me. The guy in front of me in the theater brought his dog in to see the movie with him. I think it was a service animal. But the dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie, it was strange. So I said to the guy afterwards, "I know this is going to sound strange, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed the movie." He said, "It is strange. He hated the book."

@mrjethwani__ My mind is racing to find the right dad joke. 1. The Swami is using flowery language. 2. The Guru can safely pass gas without detection under the floral avalanche. 3. He is experiencing Floral samadhi.

Desh badal raha hai ❌ Desh barbaad ho raha hai ✅

@ananyashaswat Avatar The Last Airbender animated series (2005 - 2008) followed by The Legend Of Korra

I need a Netflix series so addictive that I completely forget the outside world exists. Hit me with your best recommendations

@ronsterd89 Jiji

I want a different name for a black cat, not Midnight, Shadow, Luna, Jinx, or Salem.

@mjp_hall1981 @Javedakhtarjadu The best part is towards the end. The movies made by Emmerich is corny but they throw in a few hints like the moon is actually a space station. only to the end the viewer would know. They are some articles or books written about it

@subhapindiproli @Javedakhtarjadu Gawd, that film was awful. AWFUL!

Astronauts further from Earth than any human before . BBC . Are they unwittingly saying that Armstrong actually had never landed on moon ?

@MinistryOfMemer @takeiteasyUrvy Send the witch now 😁

@takeiteasyUrvy Sendvich I can forgive… but KOLD COFI?? 😭

theatre in my hometown