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★jakJONsun★

@subjacktive

Entirely subjacktive. Reading, writing and wish magic. @[email protected]

A blasted heath Katılım Ağustos 2012
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I believe in economy of language but I use a lot of words sometimes because it's a laissez-faire economy. #writing #amwriting
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They call them meat tenderizers but they work on potato chips too
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@SwiftOnSecurity Trump and Elon keep showing up everywhere except the one place I want to see them. On a milk carton.
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SwiftOnSecurity@SwiftOnSecurity·
Trump when he sees a historical American ally, for some reason nobody understands
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SwiftOnSecurity@SwiftOnSecurity·
Thinking about how Canadians suddenly fucking hate us for literally no reason anybody even dreamed of voting for there is literally one person on Earth who wanted this and now both our peoples suffer
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Like #Wolverine I have a mutant healing factor. The thing is, the vast majority of mutations are not beneficial, so I actually heal much more slowly than the average human. #MarvelStudios #healt
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@RadioFreeTom Sounds like he's trying to appeal to "swing states" without fully understanding the term.
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@BWJones I always assumed finding out about the CIA internship program without anyone realizing you were trying to find out about the CIA internship program was part of the test
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I like bananas better when they start getting spots on them because then I can imagine I'm eating a long skinny leopard.
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If some guy says, "Well looky here..." don't do it. It's a trick. It's not going to be nice.
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I've got that "fresh out of a bandbox" look: flustered, disheveled, kinda mad someone apparently closed me up in a bandbox.
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A forgotten sage from the earlier internet once said, "If you wanna set a record for thumpin' gunks, you gotta wake up every morning in a gunk thumpin' mood."
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@TitaniaTempest Typos are good, I want to see all the wild subplots and goofy early placeholder names. Learn which character was originally 3 different characters that got combined or cut for pacing
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Titania Tempest@TitaniaTempest·
This should be a thing. Can we make this a thing? 😂
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@QEisenacher Trying hard to earn your future business! Think of us for all your emotionally devastating needs!
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Quenby Olson@QEisenacher·
When the funeral home that handled your father's burial sends you a "Thinking of You This Father's Day" email...
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@BWJones I appear to be almost within reach of the fence - I think I can beat him.
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Nathan W Pyle@nathanwpyle·
the puck is truly the Chekhov's Gun of the hockey game. something important is bound to happen with the puck
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