Tom

@notpoomslayer Kon game

I’m a good gambler. (Manifesting)

@notpoomslayer Love you putting the biases aside. Joker is greatness

I am nikola Jokic #1 hater. But give that man the MVP right now no second thoughts

There needs to be an option on uber to request “not a tesla”

Yall have fun at the bar tn, im watching la la land and studying for my accounting test #franciscolindorpleasestopbeingbadatbaseball

telling my friends “light the beam” instead of “congrats”

I hate the big 10. I hate the michigan wolverines. The big east just means more. #lightthebeam

Yaxel LendeBUM

@notpoomslayer This might be your most accurate tweet. Great work.

Kemba walker would’ve loved the play in tournament

Jon Scheyer don’t be an awful basketball coach challenge **IMPOSSIBLE**

Mind if a white boy speaks a little Portuguese tonight #ruben

Duke fans. I hope there’s poop in your cereal tomorrow morning.

I love me some Bennett stirtz and the Iowa Hawkeyes… just some damn good basketball

Bennett Stirtz is a HOOPER

I’m sold… Miami of Ohio is going to the sweet 16

The fact that the “ncaa” had the audacity to put St. John’s and Siena in the same region, preventing a potential all New York final 4 is disgusting, and frankly tyrannical in nature

I’m like the bam adebayo of missing the express bus every morning

@notpoomslayer Oh I agree. I haven’t seen poom enough things are changing too fast!

@subwaysurfer37 U don’t have to man my bad. I didn’t mean it as telling the reader to change but saying like “damn, change, man” like things change man and that ya gotta deal with these things !

@notpoomslayer Wow. The perfect tweet.

If u dipped Alonzo trier in chick fil a sauce u walk out with cam Thomas

Goodnight everybody, I hope shams-a claus leaves giannis under the Knicks tree tonight