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@aProperFox I don’t know but I like it

@suchtomwow Side note, why is this image so ridiculously tall in tweet details

super bummed I can’t use whatever this thing is

@SincerelyBrittt It’s actually the technical interviews that are trash

I really am trash 🚮 at technical interviews, but I swear I’m smart 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@krustoff24 :same:

While David Lynch continues to enjoy his holiday break, today let's enjoy last year's last Friday video

What was your favorite Letterboxd review you read in 2022?

@oldtestimentg0d story tiiiime

getting ready to scroll past another batch of blue-check parody tweets

@liam__kane @cavin Finished white lotus season 1 rewatch yesterday. Reading books now also which is new.

@cavin @suchtomwow half way through a sopranos rewatch, hbu?

lol

@cavin I think the fact that I had a reminder setup to do this before sprint planning would prove otherwise

@suchtomwow Slacker

@aProperFox THE MAN DEFINITELY KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING THAT IS FOR SURE

Conspiracy theory of the day: Elon did want to get rid of 75% of Tweeps, but by laying of 50%, he expects another 25% to quit, thus not having to pay as much severance.

Exclusively feeling gratitude today for everyone I got to share this moment with. The Twitter team is/was full of the most amazing people 💙

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wanna feel old? monday was literally an entire year ago

@cavin or forward them to your personal

*whispers* now is a good time to cash out your Tango cards

stress eating cigarettes

@nevona sounds made up honestly

@suchtomwow incorrect. these do not produce light (only despair)

i told a joke about lantern flies and nobody knew what i was talking about. can someone please confirm lantern flies are real so i don’t seek medical attention

@44 stress eating cigarettes