Susan Schott

@TaylorSimpsonTV Good luck on your next adventure!

As the Ocala bureau reporter at WCJB/TV20 I’ve met and interviewed so many great people throughout North Central Florida in the past two years. I wanted to let everyone know that my last day at the station is next Tuesday.

@AliAbdaal When working on multiple, yet not necessary related items, I have a tab set up for each one in OneNote where I store notes and status. Keeps me from looking 10 different places.

I asked my audience: “What productivity tip do you find genuinely works?” Here are 10 of the most popular replies:

@DThompsonDev Clear requirements are gold. Lol.

I told my boss that I wanted an increase in my paycheck. My next one had a larger font.

@martinmoorejr Boomer answer. Hilarious. Usually require you to click 3 squares. For this one, I would not click the 2 you have arrows to. BUT I would click the 3rd one down on the left. There I a tiny piece of the stoplight on that square. Of course I have no idea if that would work. Lol

Boomer Question: Do I have to click the ENTIRE stop light, like the poles and everything or am I good just clicking the lights only? It takes me 3 tries every time and I’m really triggered!

@MongoDB ISP down

Write a developer horror story in 5 words or less. 🎃

@MongoDB I didn’t back it up

@DesertedPIaces_ It’s the little old lady who lived in a shoe, after the home improvement shows got a hold of it. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

@mm_kaufman Narcissist

I'm a Fulbright scholar. I have a Master's Degree. I have 19 publications. I'm a managing editor for a great lit mag. I finished the first draft of my novel. And last night I cried after my dad said my life was directionless because I don't have a PhD. He didn't finish college.

@WSJ See: Baltimore trademark Hon

The Ohio State University has successfully trademarked the word “THE,” in a victory for the college and its branding that is sure to produce eye rolls from Michigan fans and other rivals on.wsj.com/3tV0gVS

@ImZackAdams Customers have no issues

@TaelurAlexis Do what you need to. Glad you found someone helpful to you. :)

I know I don’t need to announce it but I started therapy for the first time in my life and wow I needed it

@BasRash_ Error handling, redundancy, commenting correctly

Skills you should look to learn in 2022: 🔹️Web Development 🔹️Programming 🔹️UI/UX design 🔹️Copywriting 🔹️Video editing 🔹️SEO 🔹️Social media marketing Any more? 🤔

@TheJackForge Not true. As a previous developer it annoys me to see carelessness in code, testing or deployment.

@eddiejaoude Truth

Not doing automated tests to save money is a false investment

@ChrisArter In this case, standards are your friend. Once did requirements for a reporting system. 5 different ways to display an amount. But, once they were in place, didn’t need to discuss it anymore. And I could always explain the decision to make a field display a certain way

@Haezurath You do have to know enough about other things to tell whether it is the code or not though. Stories all of us could tell. My fav - program coming up to same screen. Asked to reboot. She was turning off her monitor, not the computer.

Programmers don’t repair computers Programmers don’t repair computers Programmers don’t repair computers Programmers don’t repair computers Programmers don’t repair computers

@DawsonCodes Name a variable with 1 letter, don’t put a comment what it means

How to piss off a programmer? 🙂

@heyOnuoha I was 15, but it was 1976, so…

Hey developers, How old were you when you started coding? I was 12 btw

@DThompsonDev Not the first project, but if can comprehend complex IF and OR conditions, your programming life will be easier. I had a great teacher who really made us practice.

@NanouuSymeon No

Developers, Can you work effectively with only one screen?