Rambling Al

THIS IS THE GYM ❤️

My old boss cleans trash cans for a living $25 per can 50 a day 4 days a week $20,000 a month He surfs every Friday Quit his corporate software job and went all in Sometimes weird boring businesses are the play....

i’ve been trying to go to the gym and gain weight recently after being anorexic basically my entire life and i never realized how difficult it is to eat 2,000 calories a day. you genuinely just have to not stop eating all day. this is ridiculous

Imagine if from 7-10AM Chipotle made the world’s best breakfast burritos… Start in a few exclusive stores, make it go viral, then scale nationally. Seems like it’s a huge opportunity right in front of them.

This guy juices fresh pomegranates for the first time and realizes he just squeezed out roughly $15 worth of vibrant, seed-free juice… for basically the same price as a $17 bottle at the store. Takes his first sip, goes “Oh my goodness”… Then yeets his glasses across the room in pure disbelief 😭 I'm thinking I need to buy one of these citrus juicers, how about you?

How do these people deal with oppressive HOA? I live in an HOA community, and I have never had them do crazy stuff here. I also think everyone in my HOA takes care of their home and it is a beautiful community. This would drive me nuts.

As I handle my late Mom's estate, I want to give you all an important piece of advice to tuck away in the back of your head: Never ever keep the official, signed version of your Will in a safety deposit box at a bank that no other family members have access to 🙃

My heart is broken😭💔

Taking the chicken straight from the pack into the frying pan is nasty. I don't trust anyone who doesn't wash their chicken. I don't care how good the finished product looks.🤢

Could the Packers replace Malik Willis with another relatively undersized quarterback who possesses the same multi-skills set as him? Maybe. Diego Pavia, a stocky 5-foot-10, 207-pound quarterback who starred at Vanderbilt, has drawn close scrutiny from a bunch of NFL teams before next month’s draft. While diminutive — he’s two inches shorter than Willis — Pavia fashioned some dizzying numbers last season: — 29 TD passes. — Just 9 interceptions. — A gaudy 70.6 completion percentage. And, like Willis, Pavia is a crafty runner. He rushed for 862 yards last season. Pavia, considered a late-round pick, told me the Packers have shown more than casual interest and even conducted a formal interview with him.

No one has ever said, "I get my brakes done at XYZ shop because of their K-Cup flavors" So many owners waste money of dumb stuff (like coffee) This single machine costs me $3,000 per year x 36 locations = $100k+ per year Not anymore!

You don’t hate Colorado enough

So does running a radio ad on your local MLB team's Opening Day (biggest radio day of the year) actually work? Short answer...No Based on tracking, it drove roughly 17 new website visits with 32 ad spots spread through the entire day. It costs $2700 for the ads for the day. People simply don't listen to radio anymore. Funny story... I was trying really hard to find a radio to listen to the ad on and I couldn't find one.

A trade! Brewers are acquiring Minor League OF Damon Keith from the Dodgers for cash. He’ll most likely join Double-A Biloxi.

The war's not even a month long, we haven't taken a casualty in the last two weeks, we're systematically destroying Iranian military capabilities, and they are down to playing their final card (closing the Straits), and people are panicking? Relax folks!

San Diego on a Thursday night most decent restaurant kitchens are closed before 9:30. When the F did we become Branson, Missouri? Pre-pandemic I could get a steak at 11:30