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@iamretardio Fenomena kelas menengah jadi calo ini membuktikan kalau rakyat Indo itu oportunis sejati. Persetan dengan etika dan moral, yang penting cuan.

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@wiyokooo Negara yg sudah bubar: 1. Uni Soviet (1991) 2. Yugoslavia (2003) 3. Cekoslowakia (1993) 4. Jerman Timur (1990) 5. Vietnam Selatan (1976) 6. Austria-Hongaria (1918) 7. Kekaisaran Ottoman (1922)

Negara mana yg mau bubar? Venezuela, zimbabwe aja masih eksis sekarang. Gen z ini selemah-lemahnya generasi

Gempa di Filipina, ngeri 🤯

Mbah, update apa kek gitu ttg Piala Dunia. Kurang dari seminggu lagi lho World Cup 2026 😭 @TVRINasional

@TanyaJawabExcel nah ini mincel yg asli guys 👍

Bisaa, itu materi dasar nanti kalau bertahun² bisa segini: 1. ✅ ABS 2. ✅ ADDRESS 3. ✅ AGGREGATE 4. ✅ AND 5. ✅ ARABIC 6. ✅ AREAS 7. ✅ ARRAYTOTEXT 8. ✅ AVERAGE 9. ✅ AVERAGEA 10. ✅ AVERAGEIF 11. ✅ AVERAGEIFS 12. ✅ BAHTTEXT 13. ✅ BIN2DEC 14. ✅ BIN2HEX 15. ✅ BIN2OCT 16. ✅ BYCOL 17. ✅ BYROW 18. ✅ CEILING 19. ✅ CEILING.MATH 20. ✅ CELL 21. ✅ CHAR 22. ✅ CHOOSE 23. ✅ CHOOSECOLS 24. ✅ CHOOSEROWS 25. ✅ CLEAN 26. ✅ CODE 27. ✅ COLUMN 28. ✅ COLUMNS 29. ✅ COMBIN 30. ✅ COMBINA 31. ✅ CONCAT 32. ✅ CONCATENATE 33. ✅ CONVERT 34. ✅ COS 35. ✅ COSH 36. ✅ COT 37. ✅ COTH 38. ✅ COUNT 39. ✅ COUNTA 40. ✅ COUNTBLANK 41. ✅ COUNTIF 42. ✅ COUNTIFS 43. ✅ DATE 44. ✅ DATEDIF 45. ✅ DATEVALUE 46. ✅ DAVERAGE 47. ✅ DAY 48. ✅ DAYS 49. ✅ DAYS360 50. ✅ DCOUNT 51. ✅ DCOUNTA 52. ✅ DEC2BIN 53. ✅ DEC2HEX 54. ✅ DEC2OCT 55. ✅ DECIMAL 56. ✅ DEGREES 57. ✅ DGET 58. ✅ DMAX 59. ✅ DMIN 60. ✅ DOLLAR 61. ✅ DPRODUCT 62. ✅ DROP 63. ✅ DSUM 64. ✅ EDATE 65. ✅ ENCODEURL 66. ✅ EOMONTH 67. ✅ ERROR.TYPE 68. ✅ EVEN 69. ✅ EXACT 70. ✅ EXPAND 71. ✅ FALSE 72. ✅ FILTER 73. ✅ FILTERXML 74. ✅ FIND, FINDB 75. ✅ FIXED 76. ✅ FLOOR 77. ✅ FLOOR.MATH 78. ✅ FORMULATEXT 79. ✅ FREQUENCY 80. ✅ GETPIVOTDATA 81. ✅ GROUPBY 82. ✅ HLOOKUP 83. ✅ HOUR 84. ✅ HSTACK 85. ✅ HYPERLINK 86. ✅ IF 87. ✅ IFERROR 88. ✅ IFNA 89. ✅ IFS 90. ✅ IMAGE 91. ✅ IMAGINARY 92. ✅ IMSUM 93. ✅ INDEX 94. ✅ INDIRECT 95. ✅ INFO 96. ✅ INT 97. ✅ IPMT 98. ✅ ISBLANK 99. ✅ ISERR 100. ✅ ISERROR 101. ✅ ISEVEN 102. ✅ ISFORMULA 103. ✅ ISLOGICAL 104. ✅ ISNA 105. ✅ ISNONTEXT 106. ✅ ISNUMBER 107. ✅ ISODD 108. ✅ ISOMITTED 109. ✅ ISOWEEKNUM 110. ✅ ISREF 111. ✅ ISTEXT 112. ✅ LAMBDA 113. ✅ LARGE 114. ✅ LEFT, LEFTB 115. ✅ LEN, LENB 116. ✅ LET 117. ✅ LN 118. ✅ LOG 119. ✅ LOG10 120. ✅ LOOKUP 121. ✅ LOWER 122. ✅ MAKEARRAY 123. ✅ MAP 124. ✅ MATCH 125. ✅ MAX 126. ✅ MAXA 127. ✅ MAXIFS 128. ✅ MEDIAN 129. ✅ MID, MIDB 130. ✅ MIN 131. ✅ MINA 132. ✅ MINIFS 133. ✅ MINUTE 134. ✅ MMULT 135. ✅ MOD 136. ✅ MODE 137. ✅ MODE.MULT 138. ✅ MODE.SNGL 139. ✅ MONTH 140. ✅ MROUND 141. ✅ N 142. ✅ NA 143. ✅ NETWORKDAYS 144. ✅ NETWORKDAYS.INTL 145. ✅ NOT 146. ✅ NOW 147. ✅ NUMBERVALUE 148. ✅ ODD 149. ✅ OFFSET 150. ✅ OR 151. ✅ PERCENTILE 152. ✅ PERCENTILE.EXC 153. ✅ PERCENTILE.INC 154. ✅ PERCENTOF 155. ✅ PERMUT 156. ✅ PERMUTATIONA 157. ✅ PHI 158. ✅ PIVOTBY 159. ✅ POWER 160. ✅ PRICE 161. ✅ PRODUCT 162. ✅ PROPER 163. ✅ QUARTILE 164. ✅ QUARTILE.EXC 165. ✅ QUARTILE.INC 166. ✅ QUOTIENT 167. ✅ RADIANS 168. ✅ RAND 169. ✅ RANDARRAY 170. ✅ RANDBETWEEN 171. ✅ RANK 172. ✅ RANK.AVG 173. ✅ RANK.EQ 174. ✅ REDUCE 175. ✅ REGEXEXTRACT 176. ✅ REGEXREPLACE 177. ✅ REGEXTEST 178. ✅ REPLACE, REPLACEB 179. ✅ REPT 180. ✅ RIGHT, RIGHTB 181. ✅ ROMAN 182. ✅ ROUND 183. ✅ ROUNDDOWN 184. ✅ ROUNDUP 185. ✅ ROW 186. ✅ ROWS 187. ✅ SCAN 188. ✅ SEARCH, SEARCHB 189. ✅ SEC 190. ✅ SECH 191. ✅ SECOND 192. ✅ SEQUENCE 193. ✅ SHEET 194. ✅ SHEETS 195. ✅ SIN 196. ✅ SINH 197. ✅ SMALL 198. ✅ SORT 199. ✅ SORTBY 200. ✅ SQRT 201. ✅ STOCKHISTORY 202. ✅ SUBSTITUTE 203. ✅ SUBTOTAL 204. ✅ SUM 205. ✅ SUMIF 206. ✅ SUMIFS 207. ✅ SUMPRODUCT 208. ✅ SUMSQ 209. ✅ SUMX2MY2 210. ✅ SUMX2PY2 211. ✅ SUMXMY2 212. ✅ SWITCH 213. ✅ T 214. ✅ TAKE 215. ✅ TAN 216. ✅ TANH 217. ✅ TEXT 218. ✅ TEXTAFTER 219. ✅ TEXTBEFORE 220. ✅ TEXTJOIN 221. ✅ TEXTSPLIT 222. ✅ TIME 223. ✅ TIMEVALUE 224. ✅ TOCOL 225. ✅ TODAY 226. ✅ TOROW 227. ✅ TRANSLATE 228. ✅ TRANSPOSE 229. ✅ TRIM 230. ✅ TRIMRANGE 231. ✅ TRUE 232. ✅ TRUNC 233. ✅ TYPE 234. ✅ UNICHAR 235. ✅ UNICODE 236. ✅ UNIQUE 237. ✅ UPPER 238. ✅ VALUE 239. ✅ VALUETOTEXT 240. ✅ VLOOKUP 241. ✅ VSTACK 242. ✅ WEEKDAY 243. ✅ WEEKNUM 244. ✅ WORKDAY 245. ✅ WORKDAY.INTL 246. ✅ WRAPCOLS 247. ✅ WRAPROWS 248. ✅ XLOOKUP 249. ✅ XMATCH 250. ✅ XOR 251. ✅ YEAR 252. ✅ YEARFRAC 253. ✅GET.WORKBOOK 254. ✅ FILES 255. ✅ EVALUATE

@angeloinchina @MadSam35 Shove these conspiracy theories in your ass, dude. We've heard this shit from Prabowo's loyalists. Instead of fixing this country, Prabowo chooses to amplify conspiracy theories to divert public concerns away from the systematic failures, economic crisis and poor governance.

@MadSam35 x.com/i/status/20634…

The Color Revolution Playbook Doesn’t Spare “Allies” – Indonesia’s Lesson in Sovereign Realism Look, I get the flood of questions in my replies every time I cover Indonesia. “But the government is corrupt.” “But Prabowo is pro-US anyway.” “But they’re incompetent – why not let the protests run their course?” These points sound reasonable on the surface. Indonesia, like every country including the US, has genuine problems: rising living costs, inequality, governance frustrations. No one denies that. But let’s cut through the spin and return to basics. The United States and its network of foundations, NGOs, and “civil society” partners target any country that refuses to become a full vassal. Allies included. Close allies get hit especially hard the moment they show independence. Instigating chaos is rarely just about immediate regime change — it’s leverage, pressure, and containment. Amplify real grievances through funded networks, train youth in “nonviolent resistance,” flood the information space with coordinated media and lawfare, and the target burns energy internally instead of pursuing pragmatic multipolar ties. If full capture works (see post-2014 Ukraine), Washington gets a pliable proxy. If not, the instability still weakens and contains the country. x.com/angeloinchina/… Indonesia is textbook. Strategic sea lanes, massive population, resources, BRICS engagement, balanced relations with Russia and China, and a clear non-aligned stance in the emerging multipolar world. That alone is enough. Even under a “pro-US” government, Jakarta won’t be a blind follower. Prabowo’s election was legitimate. Yet leaked documents show Soros’ Open Society Foundations routing millions via Jakarta’s Kurawal Foundation into youth networks, “independent” media, the Dirty Vote documentary, police reform pushes, and “structural change” training aimed at blocking the elected government’s continuation. One Piece pirate flags as the unifying symbol? Straight from the handbook. Real economic pain existed — but it was systematically amplified and directed. Gen Z mobilized with impressive coordination. Classic playbook. x.com/angeloinchina/… Brian Berletic has tracked this exact network for years across the region — NED, USAID, Soros-linked flows behind the unrest, while Western outlets scream “disinfo” at anyone connecting the dots. x.com/BrianJBerletic… To the “but it’s corrupt” crowd: Every government has corruption. Nepal’s KP Oli faced the same accusations — yet he represented the best available defense of sovereignty against this identical playbook. The US doesn’t actually care about clean governance. It cares about control. Independent leaders (corrupt or not) get targeted. Compliant ones get installed or protected. x.com/angeloinchina/… “Pro-US”? Pragmatic relations are not submission. Indonesia balances ties — that’s the point of non-alignment. Its BRICS path and refusal to become an anti-China frontline state threaten the old unipolar order. US policy and actions across Asia show the standard toolkit: color revolution when convenient, plus sanctions, proxies, and info ops. Sovereign nations have every right to investigate and restrict foreign foundations engineering “dignified democracy” that conveniently serves Washington’s interests. Indonesia is far too important to let slip into full vassalage. Real reform comes from internal will, not imported chaos that burns institutions and scares investment. This isn’t conspiracy. It’s pattern recognition from watching these operations unfold in real time — Hong Kong 2019, Bangladesh, Nepal, Mexico, and beyond. Stay sovereign, Indonesia. The multipolar world rewards those who navigate independently.

@SerieA_Lawas @akukinaaa minwas, ini akun ai. baru kemaren sejagat X kegocek akun skem gudang itu. jangan ampe kegocek lg 😅

@akukinaaa Salam kenal dan semangat terus

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@yukatheoglen di SPPG terdekat yuk

cek dapet gajiannya dmn sih

124 ribu orang++ kegocek tulisan copas antar platform yg dibikin pake AI. Amazing 🤯

@BigAlphaID media partner rezim sedang bekerja 😅

Defisit APBN per Mei 2026 sebesar 0,7% Jika disetahunkan, defisit APBN ‘hanya’ akan mencapai 1,8%, di bawah batas yang ditetapkan undang-undang sebesar 3%.

@JVLEHA apalagi yg non-cenblu hampir pasti gak diwaro klo interaksi 😅

Sebenernya udah males di sini karena interaksinya udah ga organik lagi. Terdengar sangat hipokrit karena datang dariku yang sudah 3 tahun blue checkmark, tapi ketika semua akun udah ngejar impresi demi pay out... it's no longer fun in here

@yukatheoglen main di grassroot dan kaum urban kere ya yuk?

kayanya x dunia abang deh dek

@TwipsX Freak anying, ini mah bunuh diri financially

Berapa harga mobil yang kalian MAMPU beli berdasarkan gaji? Ini patokannya (DP 20%, tenor 5 tahun, bunga ~9%): - Gaji Rp 3,7 jt → mobil max Rp 200 jt - Gaji Rp 5,6 jt → mobil max Rp 300 jt - Gaji Rp 7,4 jt → mobil max Rp 400 jt - Gaji Rp 9,3 jt → mobil max Rp 500 jt - Gaji Rp 13 jt → mobil max Rp 700 jt - Gaji Rp 18,6 jt → mobil max Rp 1 M Rumusnya simpel, yaitu cicilan max 30% dari gaji nett. Simpan tweet ini sebelum ke dealer.

@deepfriedoreo_ Sesama buruh saling flexing 😅 "Lihat majikanku orang kaya. " "Majikan aku dong, lebih kaya dan terkenal dr majikanmu."

FYI aja di SCBD tuh ada Medco, JP Morgan, EY, IDX, LPS, Sequis, Mandiri HQ, Danantara, INA, dan beberapa BUMN Holding (Mind ID, IFG). Jadi lu tafsirkan sendiri aja yang dibilang disini generalisir apa sesuai data lapangan wkwkwkwkwk

@Footballtweet The difference is Milner retired at the Premier League not at some random Arabian league.

🤯 Do you know what is crazy about this? James Milner is widely regarded as having one of the best careers in Premier League history - his PL career spanned 24 years. Despite that, he's still played less career GAMES for club and country (964) than Cristiano Ronaldo has scored career GOALS (973). That is F**KING INSANE.

@AvelinoGuido28 Penjajah kau, Telkomsel 😤 @Telkomsel

Jawaban buat pertanyaan zee sebenernya udah jelas, namanya Telkomsel. Operator paling gede, paling kaya, paling banyak pelanggan di negeri ini, yang paling pertama maju dan paling lantang soal masa aktif 28 hari, lalu dengan entengnya bilang ini semua demi kebiasaan pelanggan. Seakan-akan jutaan orang Indonesia ngantri minta jatah internetnya dipotong dua hari tiap bulan. Indosat ikut nimbrung, XL katanya ikut di sebagian paket walau katanya mayoritas paketnya masih 30 hari. Tapi yang ngebuka pintunya Telkomsel, dan mereka ngebungkusnya pakai kata manis soal customer behaviour. Padahal lo ga butuh gelar ekonomi buat ngerti, ga ada satu pun pelanggan yang behaviour-nya pengen bayar lebih sering buat barang yang sama. Mainnya halus, makanya jarang ada yang ngeh. Setahun ada 365 hari. Masa aktif 30 hari berarti lo beli 12 kali. Begitu jadi 28 hari, lo dipaksa beli 13 kali buat nutup tahun yang sama. Satu belanja ekstra, tiap tahun, dikali puluhan juta pelanggan. Simulasi IDN Times nyebut selisihnya bisa sekitar Rp100 ribu per orang per tahun, walau angkanya tergantung ke paket dan pola pakai, jadi cek lagi sesuai kasus lo. Kecil di kantong lo, tapi jadi gunung everest di laporan keuangan mereka. Belum kelar di situ. Sisa kuota yang udah lo bayar bakal hangus begitu masa aktif lewat. Operator ngotot istilah hangus itu ga tepat, katanya yang lo beli cuma hak akses jaringan buat periode tertentu, dianalogiin kayak obat yang ada tanggal kadaluarsa. Tapi pas PLN diseret ke sidang, mereka jelasin token listrik ga pernah hangus, karena yang ngurangin saldo itu pemakaian, bukan jam dinding. Pertanyaannya, kenapa listrik bisa, internet enggak? Soal hukum gw ga mau lebay, sampe detik ini belum ada putusan yang nyatain operator bersalah, karena perkaranya emang masih jalan. Yang nggugat bukan orang gede, cuman pengemudi ojol Didi Supandi dan kawan-kawan, plus sekelompok mahasiswa hukum, yang nilai kuota dihapus sepihak tanpa kompensasi adil itu nabrak hak atas harta benda di UUD 1945. Dan lo tau siapa yang pasang badan belain operator? Pemerintah sendiri, lewat Komdigi, yang bilang rollover atau refund bakal nambah beban biaya. Jalannya berdarah-darah. Satu gugatan emang udah dipentalin MK pertengahan Mei 2026, tapi gugurnya gara-gara berkasnya dianggap kabur, bukan karena isunya kalah. Ibarat lamaran ditolak gara-gara formulirnya nggak lengkap, bukan gara-gara orangnya nggak layak, hakim bahkan belum sempet nimbang inti perkaranya. Tiga gugatan lain masih bertahan dan lagi diperiksa isinya. Di sidang, ada hakim yang nanya tajem ke operator, "kok kuota belum habis tapi udah hilang". Dari luar, YLKI ikut ndorong. Jadi tekanannya datang dari dua arah sekaligus. Tapi apakah bisa menang? Di Afrika Selatan, rakyatnya ngeluh soal hal yang sama persis bertahun-tahun, kalah terus, sampe akhirnya regulatornya nyerah dan maksa operator ngerollover otomatis kuota yang belum kepake mulai 2027. Bedanya, di sana yang ngalah duluan itu lembaga pengawasnya yang bikin aturan baru, bukan hakim lewat pengadilan. Di kita malah sebaliknya, lagi diperjuangkan lewat gugatan ke MK. Beda pintu masuk, jadi belum tentu hasilnya bakal sama. Sejarah udah berkali-kali ngebuktiin, raksasa kayak gini tunduk bukan gara-gara digoyang orang gede. Tapi karena orang-orang biasa yang capek haknya dirampok diam-diam, lalu mutusin buat ga diem. Pertanyaannya tinggal satu, dia bakal menang, atau jadi tumbal yang namanya kita lupain begitu palu diketok?

kebiasaan kkn 😸

@riqojco Setiap remaja sebaiknya memang harus melewati fase cringe. Let them have fun, learn to go through each of their phase by themselves. That's how they acquired new experiences and grow. Pandangan lo skrg blm tentu sama dengan apa yg mrk rasakan di masa mendatang.

this isn't even a hate response, later in the future you're gonna look back at this and agree with me

gw doakan para adik2 studytwt cepet2 masuk kuliah biar cepet move on dari fase cringe ini di hidup mereka

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