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Sumit Roy

@sumitroy2

Senior ETF Analyst @ https://t.co/LFXKgSl1By | Author of (Dont) Invest Like a Pro

Katılım Temmuz 2010
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A former Apple engineer realized he could still get into Apple's systems after he quit. Instead of telling anyone, he texted a friend: "LOL, so funny." Now he's at the center of Apple's massive lawsuit against OpenAI.
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George Santos might be the first person in history to get caught insider trading on himself. And the craziest part is the crime everyone's accusing him of might be the wrong one.
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It's 2045. AI does everything, you never have to work again, and money is no object. So are you traveling the world and getting into the best shape of your life? Or are you six hours into a scroll hole, feeling empty?
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A man walked into a New York City police station, handed an officer a USB stick, and said, "Everything on here belongs to me now." He was trying to claim a fortune that belonged to thousands of strangers. And it might actually work.
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Someone turned $12 million into over $100 million by fleecing Wall Street. Nobody knows who they are, but one of the firms they beat is trying to hunt them down
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A guy asked his girlfriend to teach him how to use her work laptop. He told her he was just curious about databases. But that wasn't the real reason. Federal prosecutors just indicted him.
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During one of the worst heat waves ever, the EU shut off AC for lower floors of its main building in Brussels. The Commission president works on the 13th floor. Her office stayed cool while staffers below boiled. Here's why Europe still won't embrace AC.
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The US government set aside $85 million to move a space shuttle across the country. The problem is, it might be physically impossible to do
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In the example, the paper is way bigger than the book, not page-sized, so you can’t see where the book sits under it. And you slide the book under the paper yourself until Waldo is beneath the hole. So the hole’s spot is just where you chose to put the book. It doesn’t reveal where Waldo is on the page
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@sumitroy2 That Waldo explanation is atrocious. Imagine sitting there looking at a piece of paper over a page on a book with a hole cut out in the top-right and pretending that it doesn’t give away the location…
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Someone figured out how to print free money. And to this day, no one can say for sure whether anyone used it
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Winnie the Pooh, Mickey Mouse, and Popeye are all horror movie killers now, and Disney is powerless to stop it. Is this fair or is Disney getting robbed?
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The billionaire investor Vinod Khosla took the founders of Cloudflare to dinner. Two of them got up to use the bathroom, and he leaned across the table to the one still sitting there. "Fire your two cofounders, and I'll give you all their stock."
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A guy retired at 41 with $2M and spends his days high, playing GTA. His wife says he’s becoming a loser. He says he earned the rest. Who’s right?
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WOW! Elon could be a trillionaire next week
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Still kind of crazy how semiconductor stocks almost doubled in two months. And it was from close to all time highs, not some low level or something $SOXX $SMH
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@sumitroy2 That sounds like a personal vendetta against Bodner. If accounting flag it, they could refuse to comp that bill, and that’s that. But they went out the way to fire him, that’s personal.
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JPMorgan fired a financial advisor for buying a $600 deli platter. He fought back and won over $4 million. But depending on who you believe, this isn’t really about the sandwiches
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$DRAM isn't the only ETF exploding on the back of Micron's surge. This week, $MUU became just the fourth single stock ETF to cross $5 billion in assets The ETF is now up 712% in 2026, No. 2 behind $BWET's 743%
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$VOO is about to become the first ETF with $1 trillion invested in it. $SPY was the biggest ETF until VOO surpassed it early last year. Now VOO has $200 billion more!
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If you had impeccable timing and bought the triple leveraged semiconductor ETF $SOXL at the end of March, you would have more than 5x'd your money For comparison, the unleveraged $SOXX is up 82% in the same period. Daily rebalancing works in your favor when the underlying goes straight up!
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