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Winston Sumpfgas

Winston Sumpfgas

@sumpfgas

Mechanism of action unknown. Chaotic good. Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!

Murica, US-of-A Katılım Nisan 2023
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Buzzy Gran@Buzzy__Gran·
Miei fratelli e mie sorelle in Cristo, you can just make steak and eggs whenever you want. #Steggs4Buzzy
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@mcsquared34 We're pretty used to them. That's an adequate depiction of a rainbow flag when they meet a conservative though. Quick, call me a fascist before someone has to think!!
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan When are we getting together, lil buddy? When we settlin' this? You'd prefer that to sniveling, right Hero? Bring your bento box of bullshit. You talk mad shit behind a man's back, come say it to my face.
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan (It was probably cuz @stammzilla kept singing those fuckin Clutch songs... The almighty is patient, but shit man... Three nails is one thing, Matt tryin' for the high notes is another...) (Love you Matt. 🤣)
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan I kind of get being that pissed off at God though. If I woke up every day, saw all the beautiful creations in this world, then looked in a mirror and saw what you do? Yea, I'd be steamed too. Wasn't *our* fault though man, God quit coming to our spaces a month or two ago. 🤷
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan What was the moment your ass got this chapped? Was it when you spent ten minutes burning strawmen to support a nonexistant athiest campaign in a space where people were talking about cats and reloading data, and I told you to fuck off with that? Not sorry. 🙂
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan No sir Mr. Squishmallow, not even a little bit. I'm right here. I have no alts. I don't stalk people and record them. My project is simpler. Either you come talk this out with me, or the world sees you as the coward you certainly give every hint of being.
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LIZZY💥
LIZZY💥@LizzyStarrrdust·
People just really don't understand when you are not attempting to push a moral position one way or another and an attempt to bend society to your clearly superior righteousness. I don't know you. I don't know what's right for your life. They just can't conceive of discussing issues on their own merit without an attempt to rule over others. Their brains see words that weren't even written in order to prove that you are the same as them: trying to gain power over others. Have fun in your hamster wheel I'm going to go for a walk under the moon.
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
Some "perpetual victims," are not victims at all when it comes down to it, they're predators in a skin suit.
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan Hey @MentallyNathan maybe go ask your girlfriend if you really want this smoke. If she says you do, maybe ask yourself if she's actually looking out for you or just in it for the drama. I 'spect the latter.
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan They say "hurt people, hurt people." Whatever hurt you to the point that you've become this, I hate that for you. I wish it wasn't so. Stop being a fucking coward and come talk it out though. Your chapped ass isn't the excuse you think it is.
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan We're all imperfect beings, Nate. One thing I hate about myself is that I take great and incredible joy in tearing the guts out of yappy little shitbags like you. Your sloppy little shitshack of a life was built on a foundation of sand and rot. I didn't ask for this, you did.
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Winston Sumpfgas@sumpfgas·
@MentallyNathan Would ya look at this coward? Won't talk to me but he'll sneak around like a weasel and chew on my friends.. Record me secretly.. Stop wishing you weren't a coward and come defend your shit, you sniveling, craven, unimportantly angry little rodent.
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