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@LashaeAsh IKTR!!!!

hello @loveislandusa does nic know that when he's with olandria his eyes sparkle and his smile is wider than the horizon itself and his cheeks get all rosy and he says the L word like A LOT and he's always clutching his heart and

going to try to move over to bsky :) pls tell me your usernames or follow me !! tweeting this feels strangely demoralizing!

@GuntherEagleman @PeteButtigieg girl just put the fries in the bag jfc

@PeteButtigieg Who is mama?

oh we won

scrolling thru love island twitter and finding myself was not on my bingo card

NOOOOO

attempting to curate a work wardrobe worthy of janine teagues

listening to a song where they say "i wish i was a girl / so that you could believe me" and i have some really bad news

Don't wana see a single person today , thanks ! really really fun night with everyone but today , don't talk to me

@clara_jane_22 no bc she just bitched out a prospective student that i was dropping off at her class and it was sooooo Not Cool !!!!

im going to fight ellen millender

this is a breakup masterclass if i were jackie i'd be thinking about marshall's monologue every night before i fell asleep for the rest of my life

@ethan_is_kewl pay attention

im in class rn with some of my mutuals

oh i must watch

the bachelor : i can just really imagine a life with this woman . i can see myself falling in love with her me on the other end of the screen: yeah me too

@oyveyitsollie they had beef with one direction and zayn called one of them "chlamydia boy"

i think every important social event (wedding, graduation, funeral, etc.) should immediately be followed by a women tell all special

@virgoteeth STOP so true

i would not wish being a virgo venus on my worst enemy