oh no leni

sooooo how many times are we about to cry over dan and phil today??? 🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗

do u know what song's really cunty?? shadow moses by bmth. sure, i can tell from the look in your eyes you're going nowhere. hell yeah, that's a sandpit turtle!!!

do you ever see phil lester and go "yeah, that's so phil lester of him" ???

i might be completely useless in everyday adult life but i can (and will) tell you if a song that's playing was sung by one direction on the x-factor in 2010 🫶🏻

@rahtinyy because he's aware he's got free will. maybe too aware

now why tf would he do this

stop asking chat gpt. ask phil lester instead, at least his lies are whimsical

if i were hannah montana, i wouldn't lowkey reveal myself living a double life by creating & singing the best of both worlds but that's just me & i'm obviously not hannah montana

never stop speaking about palestine, sudan, congo, lebanon, ukraine and the west asia‼️‼️

being visible for only a week when ppl are aware of my autism for an entire month feels so bizarre

dan howell giving me hope that one day i will be out of the closet and live my life as i am and i think that’s beautiful

We should put all the elephants in a room together.

joyful music is overrated, sometimes, you just gotta microdose sadness by listening to preacher's daughter and that's okay 🫶🏻

@rahtinyy seriously, our brains are so cooked bcs of them

@sunblchdlesbo dan and phil have ruined us

i'm leaving this fucking fandom i just said "don't even joke lad" to an irl and they looked at me like i was a FUCKING FREAK FUCK DAN FUCK PHIL FUCK BRITISH PPL

@rahtinyy i said that in front of a friend, not just any random person (just to be clear)

@rahtinyy well, me using phil's quote about that one old lady that likes to bake kicking a certain body part of hers up the wall wasn't met with much understanding either

someone please tell phil he can stop hiding his excitement during buffy part two, people getting all giddy about their interests is so endearing

i love the philm club, it's like i'm watching a campy masterpiece with my dads, wrapped in my emotional support blankie, sipping herbal tea and getting to hear all the little facts 🫶🏻 yeah, this is exactly what i needed

@phanchestrhouse listen, as someone whose laptop knows water way too well, sometimes, those decisions make themselves, stuff just happens and-

"we're clumsy" no guys you just make ...decisions

@AmazingPhil i remember watching buffy as a child, some of the faces were so scary i had to cover my eyes immediately so i wouldn't see them in my dreams. i'm curious what memories is watching it again with you guys about to awaken

we're watching episode one of BUFFY on the pham tier! (the show at the innermost core of my spirit) come join us patreon.com/danandphil

@AmazingPhil we're so back 💚 is there a possibility of getting to watch the favouritest of your favourite episodes along with you in the future??