vox’s usb port

Peep the bahiyyih staticmoth ita bag

@SophiePinkStar Like he literally buys them dinner and has an entire photo wall saved of the 3 of them

Meanwhile Val (and Vel) has been Vox’s source of happiness for YEARSSS

@_owObubblegum Right

Vox's sub potential is too great for him to strictly be a dom

@lectersbian Yeah my mom made me watch a documentary when I was 8

do you guys remember your first exposure to Gay people as a concept

@multishipperali Wait you lowkey just turned me onto velrosika

AU where human Velvette has been single her whole life, so she gets desperate and tries to summon a succubus using a method she found on REDDIT😭 Verosika just spawns in her room confused🥹

@ggoldeneyes Can you write hazbin hotel pls

val always notices when vox can’t fall asleep, cause his vents sound different when he’s sleeping so he scratches his back, almost like a caress, delicately, until he feels vox relaxing to his touch, drifting off then a sweet whisper to his ear “goodnight, mi amor” #staticmoth

@BlakesXcom @emkenobi Yeah bc you can think about whatever you want

@emkenobi "Express yourself"? Seriously? Sitting alone in your home yanking it is expressing yourself?

Why do so many people demonize masturbation when it’s probably the healthiest and safest way to express yourself sexually

@PriccDummy That’s why Vox calls him Val

I'm gonna be so fr Valentino is NOT a moanable name

@PopBase Seventeen is gonna be around in 2050

All 13 members of SEVENTEEN have renewed their contracts.

@l0ucif3r_ I’m sorry I haven’t seen jeongseob in like 2 years when the fuck did he start looking like this 😭😭😭 he was like a cute teenager last time I saw him

the girl next to me at the game liked all my photocards on my bag so I traded her an extra Connor magnet I had for this random cunty KPop man. I love community!!!!

@SophiePinkStar Not on twitter tho

@SophiePinkStar This is so me

Quick check in, did I do anything problematic recently? Just cuz I’ve lost like 20 followers in the past 8 hours so if I did anything problematic plz let me know

@MarleneProart And there’s an avenue for staticmoth angst/vox jealousy oh youre so smart

One of my absolute favorite theories for Season 3 is that Velvette comes up with the idea of using Angel and Val’s fame as a marketing strategy to restore the entreprise’s reputation by capitalizing on their relationship, just like the magazines that want to sell you glamour.

@Xiuminimum_wage @Alyssa_Aroha Me when they started playing magic by txt in Michael’s at 6pm

Bruh I’m in the locker room butt ass booty naked about to shower @ Planet Fitness….bitch why the fuck are they playing JOPPING on the official radio channel at 4AM????? Jopping?!?!?!?!?!??

@DeeRubies @luxemiaa Yeah but there’s levels to it. Maybe don’t let your kids stay out all night, but I think a movie date with a start and end time is fine

I had a friend whose mom let her do everything. No curfew. No supervision. No questions. She was 13 when she started going to house parties. 16 when she stopped coming to school. 19 when I stopped recognizing her. She's 28 now. Still recovering from things that happened in rooms her mother never knew she entered. Her mom cries about it sometimes. Says "I didn't want to push her away." But being present isn't pushing away. Absence is what pushed her somewhere no child should go. Be the strict mom. Please

This woman shared on Instagram: My daughter is 13 now and has started to ask to go places with her friends. Am I doing too much by not allowing her to go unless I’m there? 😩 I hate to be the strict mom.

@mightys0ymilk @kcokaine_ Idk in my experience half the time when I read fics with this tag it’s purely a sex thing, which is when I think it gets weird. Like they’re using the tag simply so they can write about penis/vagina sex instead of cis men sex. If that makes sense

so it is true that some people's trash is someone else's treasure

@sssSprout If they were a little closer together they’d be holding hands 💗

FUCK

@boomrants Yall are acting like soobin was the one who reported the taxi driver

the way i just got the ick ? ur a fuckass millionaire who’s gonna wear dior the next day

@southerngh0st Philly 😭

Richard: Uh, who’s going to take him home? CW 1: Not it. CW 2: what if he vomits in my car? I just had the leather replaced. CW 3: I would but I have a dinner reservation… [Vincent was then left in the bathroom stall of some club in philly.]

vincent “doing crack is better with coworkers you hate” whittman

@radiozstatic A rose

if Rosie was an animal what would she be

@stripped_For_Us @MarleneProart I’m so excited for his backstory

@sunghanbinnie @MarleneProart He was! This man is used to a world of violence his entire life. He's used to taking pain as much as he dishes out to his 'toys' & opponents.

Hc Valentino growing up in a 'rough environment' & being a victim of SW (or any type of Abuse) in his past life becoz he's so used to taking hits & physical assaults head-on even at the cost of self-injury, like right here: Perhaps this is his way of proving he's 'strong' now.