suspicious-looking plant

ECU is walking to the library on the day before your final and passing 3 different darties on the way there

I’m thinking of doing a podcast just so I can call it “The Seth Rogen Experience”.

A “beyond burger” implies the existence of a “bed burger ” and a “bath burger”

Let him blast a cigg man. He is already in prison

A curb just hit my car . Y’all be careful out here

@sharr301 This is cute. People are saying this is gay when he did this with his whole girlfriend. Being Gay means you like men. If you do not like men, then nothing you do to your nails will make you Gay.

@l0vemarianaa @saltysirena Is it "not all men are creeps, give random men a chance" or "you deserve to get trafficked if u give a random dude the benefit of the doubt" HM ???????

@dem0nbabe @_etherealsouls @iAm_KJayy Then you move your purse and say “man this glock is TOOOO heavy I shoulda left this shit home” so the driver can hear you 😭

Everybody who uses Uber needs this in their camera roll

@klew24 What you niggas know about the Lil Wayne remix tho? youtu.be/rfMfh0qAxd4

THE NATIONAL ANTHEM THE FUCKKKKK…PUT SOME RESPECT ON KREAYSHAWN'S NAME

Get that bread, go to bed, then sleep

People will say "we're not meant to drink cow milk!!!" and then....... do coke!!!!

if you see a girl getting harassed in public and u sit there and do nun i got zero respect for u

any lil wayne song would put a victorian era child in a coma

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Women: we want equality Men: so we can hit you ?