rae

no lube, no protection, all day, all night, missionary, cowgirl, reverse, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door, until i physically cannot breathe and i have tears rolling down my face.

i keep getting the ad for the dance no more video and everything i just see jo’s edit instead of the actual ad in my head

i know hudson can’t wait to eat connor’s ass in season two

@hudsyoong HAVAHAHA

god forbid i be easily manipulated

@swiftrivalry BECAUSE WHAT

@mintyhollander FERALLLLL

so, what do you guys think about shanepussy?

@tatevanz hello i was working

my tl today is so boring. Like all of my moots disappeared 🫪

@connorsseurs it’s more so i don’t feel like shane would like it tbh. like shane fucking ilya just feels wrong. but a little ilya needs a distraction fic so shane takes him out of his mind? I LOVEEEEE it

genuine question why are you guys SO against bottom ilya?

@connorsseurs @ilyalicious because i already know where this is going man

@sunshinerivalry @ilyalicious this actually made me snort out loud helppppdjd

bottom/top discourse hit tl again do U guys want my take on it 💗

@hollbunny now what the hell

.... they miswrote the location. the job posting was for ALBERTA . i live in quebec

I AM FERAL FOR THE MUSTACHE ALREADY YOU ADD THE BACKWARDS HAT??????????!/?2?/!/$3&3&3929

@ilyalicious bc if you put bottom ilya in my notifs again i’ll block u

@sunshinerivalry ?

@ultravioletilya this is foreplay for you huh

@sunshinerivalry i dare you

never trust ur oomfs fr

@ultravioletilya ur getting blocked PROMISE

@sunshinerivalry being dramatic on the tl i see

@hollbunny sending so much good juju your way baby

i got a job interview in less than an hour pls wish me luck !!

@swiftrivalry @emluvshollanov i thought we were playing a game ):

@sunshinerivalry man i’m trying to do the video of hudson & connor that cara posted yesterday… but fine @emluvshollanov

i’m passing the phone to someone who can barely focus on one menial task at a time (keep it going)

@swiftrivalry WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS

@sunshinerivalry i am so scared. picturing him in the florida hotel room scene

sometimes i think about how we get to see connor be honest with galina about his emotions soon and life feels great