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@sunspotissigmam
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"...I'm afraid you have prostate cancer. I'm so sorry, are there any questions?"
The patient:
Pubity@pubity
A man with prostate cancer suddenly developed an uncontrollable Irish accent during treatment. None of his family is Irish, nor has he ever been to Ireland. Doctors are dumbfounded, and the man just wants to stop sounding Irish but has no clue how.
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this is like the american version of those bugs that make noises in every slice of life anime
eternal classic@eternalclassic_
mourning doves my beloved
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I would never call someone a tourist for doing this. More like a cool, gooning nomad. Or perhaps a vagabond of sorts.
scuf@EdgyMuhgee
jacking off to characters from a game I have 0 desire to play
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How is this my first time seeing this tweet 😭😭😭
Kim Kardashian@KimKardashian
Here the full bday song for Kanye from Rick & Morty
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big fan of how this gif perfectly loops
rap game brian griffin ΘΔ@CuckSahur
guy in my tf2 server walking around with a furry porn sign going like this
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