samuel 🇵🇸

capitalism: all poor people must take 5 minute showers so the rich people can take 30 minute showers

I'm like if they put an art hoe in stem

getting a degree means having some business (college) remind you every day that you are broke asf

finally was getting back my appetite and then got food poisoning ~_~; love it

@abyglebops the fact that they're all unironed is the gayest part of this image

if this emoji 🫪 could type iT wOuLD tYpE LIkE tHiS

*cries to vaporwave*

if we revived Jean-Paul Sartre and he saw everything going on today he'd have a heart attack and wallow back into his grave

tfw the paper is 30 pages but theres like 12 pages of references so you're basically only reading through 18 pages

raskolnikov felt sick, but he couldn't say why when he saw his face reflected in his victims twinkling eye some things you do for money and some you'll do for fun But the things you do for love are going to come back to you one by one

I've been legit perma-tripping since I smoked Hantavirus

guy who's a PhD-level scholar on the works of michel foucault but consistently pronounces his name as "mitchell fucko"

Why do ppl act like iq is a real thing & that intelligence is quantifiable at all

saw someone refer to zoomers as diet millennials and that's so true

@bluesundaysoul Im scared

@supakillzonexd too late

Hay fever will have you looking like you just crawled out the fifth circle of hell, and feeling like it too

ranking the loveless album 1. What you want 2. Come in alone 3. Sometimes 4. To here knows when 5. I only said 6. Only shallow 7. Loomer 8. When you sleep 9. Blown a Wish 10. Soon 11. Touched hard hard decisions but I think top 5 is fairly accurate

and they make sure to use every background process that was ever downloaded on that computer ever

depending on your favorite nyt game I either love you, love you, or love you very much

gen z makes fun of millennials for doggo/floofer/any spelling variant for dogs meanwhile we're out here intentionally misspelling bnuuy, kibty, ouppy like it's any better

@bluesundaysoul pls don't touch me

@supakillzonexd Okay.

literally me like 80% of the time on this app