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samuel 🇵🇸

@supakillzonexd

schrödinger's blog

USA, he/him Katılım Ocak 2025
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
capitalism: all poor people must take 5 minute showers so the rich people can take 30 minute showers
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
I'm like if they put an art hoe in stem
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
getting a degree means having some business (college) remind you every day that you are broke asf
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
finally was getting back my appetite and then got food poisoning ~_~; love it
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
@abyglebops the fact that they're all unironed is the gayest part of this image
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
if this emoji 🫪 could type iT wOuLD tYpE LIkE tHiS
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*cries to vaporwave*
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
if we revived Jean-Paul Sartre and he saw everything going on today he'd have a heart attack and wallow back into his grave
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
tfw the paper is 30 pages but theres like 12 pages of references so you're basically only reading through 18 pages
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
raskolnikov felt sick, but he couldn't say why when he saw his face reflected in his victims twinkling eye some things you do for money and some you'll do for fun But the things you do for love are going to come back to you one by one
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
I've been legit perma-tripping since I smoked Hantavirus
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guy who's a PhD-level scholar on the works of michel foucault but consistently pronounces his name as "mitchell fucko"
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avery 🏰👽@redditfartporn·
Why do ppl act like iq is a real thing & that intelligence is quantifiable at all
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
saw someone refer to zoomers as diet millennials and that's so true
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
Hay fever will have you looking like you just crawled out the fifth circle of hell, and feeling like it too
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
ranking the loveless album 1. What you want 2. Come in alone 3. Sometimes 4. To here knows when 5. I only said 6. Only shallow 7. Loomer 8. When you sleep 9. Blown a Wish 10. Soon 11. Touched hard hard decisions but I think top 5 is fairly accurate
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
depending on your favorite nyt game I either love you, love you, or love you very much
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
gen z makes fun of millennials for doggo/floofer/any spelling variant for dogs meanwhile we're out here intentionally misspelling bnuuy, kibty, ouppy like it's any better
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samuel 🇵🇸@supakillzonexd·
literally me like 80% of the time on this app
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