Astro

@BLKMDL3 Good Luck!

It’s go time. I’ve wanted to do this trip for years, and so excited to finally make it happen. Stay tuned for an epic week ahead.

@EmilyDreyfuss @scottbudman Yes of course. Astro works as well

@HumanBeanChild @scottbudman thank you human bean child!

Incredible story: Man takes humanoid robot through Oakland airport, gets it a ticket, it waves at people, gets into the seat on the plane. Southwest Airlines has to delay the flight to figure out what to do - eventually removes lithium battery, and the flight continues.

@EmilyDreyfuss @scottbudman The robot is named Bebop owned by Elite Event Robotics, you can credit me in the article 😏 instagram.com/elite.event.ro…

@scottbudman wait, the readers of the SF Standard's gossip column, The Waggle, want to know everything! Are you writing up a full story? Can you point us toward the man in question please?

@plainrocktweets A from the heart apology 🥹

I want to sincerely apologize for my actions at the Glitch Productions booth during the LVL UP Expo. Recently, I made a video at their booth where I said the word “NEGA.” I did this to reference a clip of one of their voice actors, and I made the joke specifically because the word sounds like a racial slur. Looking back, I realize how incredibly poor my judgment was. Attempting to make a joke out of a word that sounds like a slur is insensitive, offensive, and completely unacceptable. Regardless of the reference I was trying to make, the impact of my words was harmful. I want to deeply apologize to the staff at the Glitch Productions booth, the team behind The Amazing Digital Circus, and any attendees or community members who heard me or saw the video. You deserve a safe, welcoming environment at conventions, and I brought unnecessary discomfort and negativity into that space. I take full responsibility for this mistake. I have deleted the video and am taking this as a serious learning experience. I promise to be far more mindful and respectful of my words and the people around me moving forward. I am truly sorry. Tips for Posting • Post it where the original video was shared: If you posted the video on Twitter, TikTok, or YouTube, make sure the apology is posted on that same platform so the relevant audience sees it. • Keep it text-based or a simple, unmonetized video: If you record a video apology, avoid using monetization, background music, or jump cuts, as these can make an apology feel less sincere. • Do not get defensive in the comments: People may still be upset after you post this. The best course of action is to let people express their frustration without arguing back.

@plainrocktweets Goated disguise???

This is how I made sure I could get past security btw

@eurofounder @erinflorez01 Holy based

@erinflorez01 I wouldn’t like to marry you either, you’re ugly

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@BLKMDL3 Summon will actually good now 🙏

NEW release note with FSD v14.3.2! “Unified the model between Actually Smart Summon, FSD, and Robotaxi for more capable and reliable behavior”

@SawyerMerritt Come stop by @UPTeslaFremont !

@_bennettm_ Charge phone please

Just got spring update on my 2021 Model 3

@_bennettm_ @robotaxi Hi

Oh hi @robotaxi 👋

@boxdotfun hi

Deleting in 24h. Like this post and reply “hi”, we’ll send you a surprise in DMs 📦

Say hello to my new (to me) 2025 Model Y LR AWD! UP Moderate Lowering springs and 19” UP-RW’s installed, this thing is already so dialed only 2 days into owning it. Very excited to see the future of this build! 👀🔥

@NTFTWX 2 days in and it already escaped the stock Tesla algorithm 😭 This is either genius or the beginning of a documentary.

@HumanBeanChild Bro 😭

@NTFTWX Like if you agree 👍👇👇👇

@NTFTWX Wow. Beautiful. I can’t wait to see the progress on this! 2 days in and already modded… yeah this build is about to get disrespectful 😮‍🔥 “Tesla owners usually spend the first 2 days learning how to open the door… you already slammed it 😭

Okay so i can actually talk about this now. I was approached by this studio asking if they could do a biopic about my amazing story and well, here it finally is.

@NTFTWX 🤨