mercedes delusive

once during therapy, my psychiatrist said “if he were serious —“ and he invoked siri and i was like “you turned siri on!”... but he actually hadn’t… but then THAT turned siri on and i was like “ha ha ha the incantation of siri”... and then i never went to therapy again.

Jason Statham: 'Ben sadece çok çalışmak, para kazanmak, iyi insanlarla yemek yemek ve aynı kadını tekrar tekrar sevmek istiyorum.'

fwiw, Starface’s annual revenue better than the majority of AI startups if pimple stickers can bring in $150M, I’m confident there are many similar sized businesses yet to be built the problem is we need more founders like Julie who deeply understand culture & don’t care about VC approval

i h*te seeing the books you people are reading :(

@miakhalifa TAG AN INSANE WOMAN YOU KNOW!!!!!

creating merch for a (not fashion) brand before the brand is established is…. very different. 🥲

If y’all keep this shit up he’s gonna win a third term

why don’t they do a love is blind but they only put people on who have all decided they’re attracted to each other 🤏🏼 (don’t reply. ty.)

in 2019 my new year’s goal was to be in a group chat. that september, my neighbor killed himself so i got all the remaining neighbors’ phone numbers and put us in a group chat.

your email will not find me.

ppl not rly muttering these days.

Raya opening the floodgates and letting everyone off the waitlist is a major recession indicator

my mind after midnight: volume 826. 🤏🏼

@frynaomifry WHY WILL THEY NOT LET US LIVE!!

are you all talking to the same chat? and if so, as a chathead, how does that make you feel??

@miakhalifa tylenol made me move to ohio!

@superbinx Not the Tylenol?

they’re acting like cadet kelly is Berlin Alexanderplatz on filmtwt mom can you please pick me up

@miakhalifa “movie turned me gay” put that review on ur little website!!!

also queen of versailles.

as for me? my favorite films? kajillionaire, and four christmases. thank you 😘😊

exposing this bitch!!! pick me!! yeah!! exactly!! GET HER ASS!! 🤣