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@elonmusk Only when you are alive but without a soul will you understand the meaning of life and death! @maya44430723

Why did American media go from questioning the State and “speaking truth to power” to doing their bidding?

@elonmusk Learn to never forget, so you have to pretend to lose your memory. @taslimzinnermo1

@elonmusk Do you want to fart or fart loudly or pull your pants silently? Silence is deadly.

The Car Aquatic

@SpaceX @Space_Station Foshizzle I kinda like this! You just can't deny the similarities @mileyrecords___

As seen from the @space_station when Dragon departed the orbiting lab for its return to Earth

@wholemars After more than ten years of studying, kindergarten is still better!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

@elonmusk Everyone loves kittens! Don't know when dogs started using computers? @kerim_9767

Some things that your party tells you are false and some things that the other party says are true

@ShellenbergerMD Constitutional violation

@ShellenbergerMD I think the brightest smile in my life might be my computer screen. @Xanthejade

Many think social media companies only censored "vaccine misinformation." But a recently-released email shows Facebook reassuring the White House that they were censoring "often-true content” that "does not contain actionable misinformation" but was "discouraging vaccines."

@VibezyRBLX You have no problem at all, this is because your parents have problems, who made you like this!

What starts with C and ends in K..?

@elonmusk Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a North Korean god because he wields a stick!

Sped up trip there & back again

@ggreenwald Youtube really broke its own legs when it introduced a 10-hour video. Just thank yourself that you didn't take it as homework. @lesauxSC

Every late-night network "comedian" turned into Nancy Pelosi's well-behaved grandson. And they keep doing i even as their ratings evaporate. This is a new low, aside from the fact that he's telling everyone to use mask indoors while he and his band don't.

@elonmusk Don't talk far away, I'm not sure you'll survive that day @ChristieElland

Sometimes it’s just better to make pizza at home

@elonmusk Some people are just born as geniuses who can see things that the rest of us cannot. @Xanthejade

12 months ago, I was Person of the Year

@elonmusk Are you willing to live a life that can last 1,000 years, or 10 lives that can last 100 years? @Xanthejade

If I dig my grave deep enough, maybe it comes out other side of Earth 🤔

@greg16676935420 @elonmusk My wife was pregnant, I called my father to tell him the good news and was moved to say: Dad, I will be a grandson! @smilesally2

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: @elonmusk says you will soon be able to 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 and 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘻𝘦 words on Twitter!