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i feel like i was suppoesed to be born in a far away island..

i love to tour

lena dunham creates period pieces in a way that wouldve made jane austen proud

@megstalter h how did you get the scar on your forehead love the show girl was it a dog or a concrete

once a year someone tries to kill kate perry i fear

i hate you @UPS

ugh looks like i gotta book a flight to the vatican…name just got pulled in the PopeDraft

stop smoking juuls with the fools and come smoke fags with the fags

just pulled up to transylvania like edwad wyaaaa #virginsacrifice #bts

all i took from nosfertu is that being eastern european is littttt #JHOPE

cant watch shit on hulu without vanessa hudgens selling me birth control

all modern scifi movies have -exactly 2 black ppl (no more, sometimes less) -7 vaguely wasian ppl -1 white guy who was very successful on the CW in 2004

hey gogole link noel naked real

mickey 17 more like hey siri is my mom racist

mickey 17 more like i think my mom is slowly poisoning me

my sister don’t play about bob dylan she beating my ass rn she’s killing me holy fulc oh my god no please god

hello

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ellen the generous can i please have five hundred thousand dolirs i need to make someone disappear @TheEllenShow

yea im homophobic.. mo ho? mo wh ho mo no ok wait just give me a scond im thinking h ok hold on