semi professional simp
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semi professional simp
@supergnomehoe
30 any pronoun minors dni ship basically anything, 🔥❄️, any❄️, bingqiu, hualian, ranwan name it I'm down. 🔞 happens so be aware it can get freaky
Katılım Haziran 2011
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@Sincadaaa My stupid ass is like "sunday wins the phantasmoon games because his photobooth sex pics blew into the wind and everyone thought they were so hot they immediately and unanimously declared him the winner" LMAO WINNING BY HAVING NUDIES LEAKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO TURNED ON BY THEM
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Weltday having freaky sex in a photo booth, thinking it’s safe bc it’s late at night and the door locks, but the printer is on the outside and accidentally copies a dozen nudes where they get swept away on the street… both stumbling out to find a trail of Sunny bouncing on it…
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At that moment, Welt is reading a book in his room, when his phone buzzes.
An unknown text. “Thank you for your recent purchase, on a sexy scale of ‘dry as a desert’ to ‘explosively cumtastic’ how would you rate your ‘super-realistic-loverstouch-jerkableforeskin-superdildo’?”
Az@azruriel
@Sincadaaa turns out sparkle was pretending to be sw… and as a prank the dildo is connected to welts real cock…
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@Sincadaaa Oof, real. Fucked part is just going about your business and the BAM! Something pops up either mentally or physically and all you can do is just go "Well that was concerning" because getting diagnosed with something costs money you don't have
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I’m probs undiagnosed with sooooo much shit, it’s like a doctor and a therapist had a baby and then immediately threw it in acid CALM DOWN CALM DOWN I know I’m a catch 😩😩
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@Sincadaaa And welt would be comforting him and asking what's wrong angel, which would make sunny wail even more! Him barely choking out between sobs that snuggling is so nice so why can't he stop thinkng about being bent over and he's such freak pervert!😭😭😭
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Weltday cuddling on a bed, Sunny with his ear to Welt’s chest and hearing how calm his heartbeat is. How the man simply plays with his hair, scratching his scalp.
He starts sobbing because FUCK he can’t stop thinking about sex. He just wants to relax, not to be so perverted.
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[Write your greeting to Evanescia here]
Find your seat at #TransferStudentEvanescia 📖
& Win Stellar Jades 🎁!
Redemption Code: hoyo.link/FsWDSHckT
@honkaistarrail
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@broken_record07 I don't want to date them I want to smack them together like barbie dolls! I'm not projecting myself onto the mc unlike those garbage waifu cans, I'm playing the omniscient god behind them who wants them to kiss!
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@broken_record07 The thing that continues to get me aggravated is wuwacels going "hurrhurr if you want husbandos go play lads hurrhurr" like, if I wanted to play and otome I'd be playing an otome?? I want to play a mixed action rpg, not a dating game! Also, i dont want to date the male characters
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Will WuWa fans ever stop trying to drag in otome games’ (LADS) gender ratio cast to defend why WuWa has an abysmal gender ratio ?
Otome games are there are own separate genre and never will they ever advertise themselves as a game that has a mixed gender cast
Vendiro@VendiroR
Cuando alguien juzga una historia por la cantidad de X género existente en ella, entonces es sexista. Solo como dato. Yo no me quejo por ejemplo de la historia del Love and Deepspace o en general de cualquier Otome... porque es irrelevante. Si sus historias son buenas, lo son, independiente de si predominan mujeres, hombres, o tanques soviéticos.
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@Sincadaaa Yup, I don't care about canon interpretation when I'm thinking with my puss. When I'm analyzing the story and lore I'll concern myself with canon, when I want them to fuck sloppy style I'm portraying them however I want
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"Why do people write XYZ like this, obviously that's not canonically how they-"
Because it makes me hard and wet. Some of you guys seriously need to stop losing sleep over how fanon perverts write characters, it's not gonna affect canon.
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@Sincadaaa They get hit with one leaving a splatter of cum colored lube on them
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@Sincadaaa Ehehehe. Welt gets all of them loaded in, making sure to describe the process as he does, and then shows how it works. He pumps up the pressure and the eggs rocket on out right as one of the other crew members walk into the room because they needed to ask him something
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Streamer Welt who’s into figure collecting… he’s the type to review monster dildos and have all these pink and blue monstrosities lined up on a shelf; tentacles and ovipositioners and knots… and say “yes, this one is especially good at making Sun- I mean your partner squirt 🧐”
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@Sincadaaa From what I can decipher I think you were taking sleep drunk notes on omegaverse stuff, mostly in regards to what day of heat alpha should knot omega
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What the fuck was I writing in my drafts at 3am last night…?
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@Sincadaaa Yessss, let welt get his booty ate he deserves it! They find out it's a very effective way of reducing his refractory period since he's surprisingly sensitive there
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Sunday accidentally spilled some cum from his lips whilst giving Welt a blowjob, and the incessant thought to *clean it all up* makes him drag his tongue down Welt’s cock to follow a trail of seed. Across his perineum to his hole-
“Sunday-!” Welt practically shrieks.
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@supergnomehoe Welt offering to help take it out but it's so trapped in there that it starts ripping 😭 Sunday standing there in horror as Welt literally decapitates Mr. Yang.
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Sunday buying a balloon animal, shaped like Fluffy Mr Yang for the Fluffy Anniversary. He sees the man across the room, face lighting up, he strides forward-
The balloon pops on the spokes of his halo. The loud bang echoing as everyone in the convention just looks at him.
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@Sincadaaa Has a person considering taking up yoga just for aesthetically pleasing nakey pics.... also I have many different humorous names for genitals, it's a gift
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@supergnomehoe CLAM CANYON Oh my God 😭😭 I was literally trying to pose so hard the other day that I pulled a muscle in my chest. Was on the floor hoping I didn’t die naked and afraid lmaoo
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Sigh i'm jealous ppl get to post their dick with good lighting so easily whilst if you want to do a pussy shot, you're gonna have to spreadeagle and shine a torch into the abyss
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Getting hard over the thought of Sunday not only having a pierced tongue, but a whole tongue split like a serpent. Welt *explosively* finds out one evening when the halovian almost rods his cock with one tip ;)))
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@Sincadaaa Naughty boy, tricky sweet Sunday like that. Although, you'd think he'd recognize what exactly he was "strengthening his grip" on
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Caeus telling Sunday he found an *amazing* grip strengthener, don’t worry Sunny you’ll be jacked in no time.
However, it’s magic, Caelus says. No peeking or it won’t work. Directing Sunday to kneel, make a loose O-fist and let Caelus slide it into his hand…
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