Joe Lingo

for the election this year they should make a presidential candidate from each party a playable character in fortnite and whichever party gets the most kills gets 5 extra electoral votes

getting off twitter a great idea everyone on here is crazy it turns out

Cannot emphasize enough how much I need bidets to become standard in America

getting random records from the 80s is so awesome because no matter how good they are there's always some batshit song where they just repeat "american pop" or "popsicle toes" over and over again

Nobody makes me laugh like me

I need for public restrooms to have more ambient noise

Unfortunately I think I should watch taxi driver again

gen z will not like hearing me say this...but "naurrrr" and "saurrr good" is just the new "ermahgerd"

Dentist said my teeth were as good as the x rays said they were feeling special

Whenever i get drunk I remember other people have thoughts and feelings

Bob Ross puzzle

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Listening to fka twigs album British ppl are so funny

I think that football players are so cute with their little pacifiers

they had john wayne gacy at the end of the dahmer series like he was thanos

Skrillex stuck in my head

Should’ve brought a book with me

listening to celeste ost while doing work one of my favorite activities

Guy who rides his longboard very slowly next to his friend who is walking one of the worst types of guys