@The_King_Trout Wait till this guy finds out about Argentinian women.
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Austin Smyth
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Austin Smyth
@superhighpriest
modern day hermit and lazy mystic
Katılım Kasım 2024
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Brunettes who dye their hair blonde and have blue eyes get me barking like a dog.
(This was originally a post about how I don’t find Latina women attractive at all and those who do are wrong- but every draft seemed more racist than the last so I settled on this.)
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This is why you should have gotten an unspecified, unprecedented blanket pardon when DJT was in his White House era part 1.
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones
Fauci kills millions and made reportedly close to 100 million. And I was found guilty by leftist Judges not a jury of doing absolutely nothing..,,
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She does have a type…
Pamphlets@PamphletsY
🚨❤️ BREAKING — Adam Friedland and Grimes Are Rumored to be in a "Situationship".
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@GeraldFinkey117 @benaveryisgood Agreed. But what makes it funny to me is O’Leary thinks he has massive pedo cowboy marauder energy I mean swag
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@superhighpriest @benaveryisgood At least Holden had a little swag to him. Kevin here is like the ultimate tacky loser
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I see people dunking on this but like look around. To like 98% of people this is the dream. The podcast circuit is dominated by ceos, opportunists, stolen valor pillheads, rise and grind vampires, war criminals, the cia, and military contractors. We shouldn’t know who most of these people are. It shouldn’t matter who the new autonomous drone manufacturer ceo is but these are the things people aspire to be when the only thing left is rape. It’s a rape economy. There’s no art but there’s lots of raping and killing and bombing. Everyone wants to be like Kevin OLeary and hold the shiny object and weep. Not because it’s beautiful but because all the good in our world was sacrificed for it. And now there’s nothing left
Umar@umar_xbt
Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen. “Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.” “The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.” “The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.” “For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’” “I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”
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@topsky_66 @benaveryisgood I’m sorry 😂 but it is uncanny how well O’Leary fits the character
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@superhighpriest @benaveryisgood I'm also reading it right now and now this is all I will be able to see
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How many emojis do you need to add to a text before over educated retards understand you are joking?
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That is the face of man who is forced to sit in the near deadly blast radius the presidential dirty diaper.
Olga Bazova@OlgaBazova
Look at the guy behind Trump the moment he suddenly raises his head from the nap he was taking at Lindsey Graham's funeral. What do you think happened that moment? 😳
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Christopher Nolan movies are like mall Santas in fancy malls. Checks all the right boxes yet somehow utterly devoid of soul.
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@SheriffJCooper 20 years for a marijuana charge to 2-3 years for murder? That pendulum is working overtime.
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California law requires juveniles convicted of even the most serious crimes, including murder, to serve their sentences in county juvenile halls, with release required on or before their 26th birthday. Many juveniles convicted of murder serve only 2-3 years before being released.
Gary Grover was convicted as a juvenile of murder and attempted murder. Since his release, our Gang Suppression Unit has arrested him 3 times for illegal firearm possession. He led Deputies in a vehicle pursuit, crashed into innocent motorists, failed to appear in court 4 times, accumulated multiple felony no bail warrants, and once again required a foot pursuit before being taken back into custody.
“Reforms” to California’s juvenile justice laws have gone too far. Enough is enough.
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@benaveryisgood @mikerainey82 Hi I’d like a large comedy, hold the comedy please.
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Instantly thought of 5 old coworkers who would have wasted two minutes of my time showing me this shit.
Coach | Fat | Riley@CoachCorleone4
He cooking lmao
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Mike Pondsmith is everything I wish George RR Nartin would be.
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It is amusing how often a lot of people relearn every couple years that actors are surprisingly stupid people.
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A nation of idiots deserves to be governed by those who refuse to learn.
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Why does the odyssey feel like key jangling for wannabe cinephiles?
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The irony of Newsom getting pissy at Trump for voter fraud is hilarious. If Trump was a pachinko doll, Newsom would be the next layer.
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Dave Portnoy is what you get when you lobotomize an elf from Santa’s workshop and make it watch sports center until it can repeat every commercial verbatim.
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