Jay Patel

@MUFCDarren_ Can’t even spell his name correctly 🤡

Edison Cavani wasn’t bad tbf x.com/UTD_Maddox/sta…

Still cracks me up Tom 🤣 you tell tale tit 😂

@ConorHDaly @EdGambleComedy Oh Mollie. You berk.

Great series but very predictable ending and the only really great surprise tonight was @EdGambleComedy hosting the post-match as a woman #TraitorsUK

We have a James Anderson end and now a Stuart Broad end. It's just as well Ian Bell retired before this trend took off.

“…and I’m joined by Dion Dublin on commentary”

@AdamCrafton_ For all your good work, this is a bad tweet. Important to not get involved in the business and economics side of stuff and stick to top end sport reporting.

Just incredible the idea that the Glazers could be looking at everything happening at Man United right now and still be thinking … “but we could get £7-10bn, right?”

Imagine the sun setting over the vast waters of Lake Victoria, 100,000 wildebeest grazing on the Maasai Steppe. A misty, sleepy dawn rises to reveal Kilimanjaro in all it’s hypnotic majesty!

@aktarislam extremely disappointed at your behaviour on #GreatBritishMenu - came across as rude, wasn’t needed. “What colour is the sea”

We’re off to Windsor Castle where there’s been an MBE, but for who @chris_kammy?

Tomiyasu after playing the back pass twitter.com/TF_Video/statu…

Happy Birthday @FALCAO #ElTigre 🐯

@paddypower @wezz33

Boris pulling out. That might be a first.

"I look like Heston Blumenthal don't I?" "I ain't wearing these on air after seeing them on there." "It's Harry Hill!" Class pre-match chat between Joe Cole and @petercrouch 😂😂😂 #UCL

@RossHarwood_ no wonder you haven’t got a blue tick. #dejong

@UnitedStandMUFC @SamiMokbel81_DM Clickbait nonsense from @SamiMokbel81_DM again. Thought we’d discussed you writing nonsense before re: Falcao

Chelsea are interested in Harry Maguire. [@SamiMokbel81_DM] #mufc

BREAKING: Casemiro is out for 4 months after fracturing his ribs laughing about the Man Utd transfer rumour

Seeing as Big Brother is coming back, here’s the best moment in the shows history 😂

Best thing about getting married? 1) Spending forever with your best pal 2) Knowing that the flowers you adored will be enjoyed by so many others. 💐@StLukesHarrow #donateyourflowers #nowastewedding

The best crisps going bar none