Engr Darey

too real. my classmate for secondary school thief my socks during break time when i dey play ball. i enter class without socks, teacher flog me. later i see my socks for him leg, i go staff room go report am, teacher say make i kneel down till closing time.

@Dee_Bebegirl 🤣🤣🤣

my last serious relationship ended bcoz of 2022 world cup 😂

Because you don’t eat animals doesn’t mean you can’t be eaten by an animal.

@pbtips_ 🤣🤣

Na when the guy fly bike go buy bread this evening and rain beat am come house E go remember that 39M come burst tears 😭

Good morning @DONJAZZY Months ago, you gave a young man 20M naira to disburse laptops. He didn't, nor has he provided accountability for that money, which is public funds. That's the subpoint of this tweet. The main point is that, he stands to implicate you in the future. What you may or may not know is: The young man solicited sensitive data like NIN from thousands of potential beneficiaries he lured under an application system trap - for laptops he didn't disburse. Members of his committee too have, consequently, been public touted as fraudulent. Hundreds of crimes are committed monthly with NIN. Should one of the unsuspecting applicants have their data used in a crime in the future, one can make a case that you funded him to fish private data from the unsuspecting public. A case can concurrently be made that it is impossible for you not to know his application request system or possible distribution apparatus before dumping 20M before him. Ideally, you should demand that he publicly accounts for the money - and should you decide to prepare a legal contingency, that's entirely your prerogative. For posterity sake, I have just executed my duty as Twitter's unappointed class captain. They will not turn your good into evil inside your hand o.

Robin Van Persie’s header remains one of the most physics-defying goal ever scored at a World Cup. 🇳🇱 The craziest part? Daley Blind’s assist was so good that Manchester United signed him later.

My favourite goal this season.

@BIG_MVR Imagine 🤦‍♂️ And we are praying for a better Nigeria

This one na comedian, he say he dey chase bandits that year😭

@Splendyheis Omoo

The reunion teaser is out This is gonna be fire 🔥

@viral_backup 🤣🤣

Jarvis told her friend that they should practice how she and Peller will behave on their wedding day. So she told her to act like her while she acts like Peller, her boyfriend, and this happened🤣

@honest30bgfan_ 🤣🤣

But why people dey do like this 😂😂😂 them no know say 5naira na big celeb?

As seen on X

@iamnasboi 3k 😭😭😭 Poverty na bastard

🤣🤣🤣 This country ehn

If we start a protest, the Military that has gone silent will be the first to stand against unarmed Nigerians.

Many boys and men on this app tweet their account balance, talk about needing help and unpaid debts, but nobody believes them or offers help. One woman asked for money to go to work and people contributed enough to buy her a car. Abeg, wetin man do?😭💔

🚨 Luis Enrique wowed on how Manchester United broke Arsenal's low block: 🗣️ Henry: “You kept pressing and pressing. Did it ever feel like Arsenal weren't going to concede?” 🗣️ Luis Enrique: “We know Arsenal are one of the most organized teams in Europe. When they decide to defend deep, it becomes very difficult to create chances. Before this match, we studied Manchester United's 3-2 win against Arsenal because we wanted to understand what problems they created. What we saw was a team brave enough to attack the spaces available and players with the quality to punish mistakes. The goals from Dorgu and Cunha showed that one moment of quality can completely change a game. So when Arsenal scored first against us, we remained calm because we had already seen an example of a team recovering from that situation. That is why I think Manchester United will be very dangerous next season. If you can find solutions against a team as organized as Arsenal, you can compete against anybody.”

Again, Flashscore/Livescore is gradually ruining viewing centres & watch parties. Celebration before the goal on TV is ruining the anticipation & fun of it. I don't know why people do this. You come to a live show & you are checking flashscore? Why not just stay at home?

@The_Forty_Four 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan’s striker told his whole team to forget the manager’s tactics and press high…😳 Switzerland then scored with 3 passes 😭😭