dare sayer

RIP Phife, the 5-foot assassin, the greatest #2 in rap history, the earthly balance to the abstract, more hits than the Braves and the Yankees. 10 years absent today.

@gregplaysdrums I see

@susannahLAX Old reference at this point lol

Oh interesting because I think my priorities should be: 1. Myself 2. Marriage 3. My hair 4. The little people in my phone 5. All other family

@gregplaysdrums ?

@susannahLAX Hmm I dunno. Mine are: 1. Dylan 2. Dylan 3. Dylan 4. Dylan 5. Dylan Because I spit hot fire

To paraphrase Open Mike Eagle’s similarly prescient and evergreen line about Lena Dunham: I looked up the Chappell Roan thing and I shouldn’t haaaave

Like I’m supposed to worry I’m scaring the hoes?? The hoes should have bigger fears

(Positive)

Who even cares dude. We are all bound for the grave

It feels so good to give a bartender $20 on your way out

Texas

Back when the whole plane watched the same movie, me, another girl, and an older white business traveler in the same row were all captivated and sobbing over Freedom Writers

I’ve probably shed tears on, conservatively, 70% of the flights I’ve ever taken. Happy to go somewhere? Sad to be leaving? Emotional? Watching Mad Men? Listening to Carole King or Kasey Musgraves? I’m crying, baby

Fly to your best friend’s city. Imbibe in your substance of choice. Watch Family Guy

The uber driver on your way to dinner: psycho, excessively pro-gun, anti-taxes The uber driver on your way home at 1am: silent

Tearing up from Shaboozey at the bar in Austin

Since I’m never having kids, I get to spend that money on makeup. The right wing fears this

My hobby is Getting Ready. I feel like I might spend just as much on that as golf guys do

It’s 2026… is a DDD even that noteworthy thanks to inflation?

I have been to all these places

i think emo mexicans are one of the most culturally important groups in the world