Svaringer

@heyshipz Halo 2

What game is this?

@Sorryyplss Tiramisú, j'adore le tiramisú, j'ai envie d'un Tiramisú là en fait, c'est trop bon le tiramisú, demain j'vais acheter de quoi en fait tiens!

Si vous aviez le choix, quel goût aurait votre paf ? Perso sauce soja (salée hein sucrée c'est une légende urbaine)

@ThatFatOldMan @strychninedrnkr The problem some lesbians have with dicks isn't the dick shape, it's that it's generally attached to a dick like you

@strychninedrnkr Weird. The internet says this is the most popular model being sold to women by total number of unit sales. Looks pretty dick shaped to me.

Mind you a popular sex toy for women is a fucking flower

@sanguinecube And it's okay! Everyone should ship whatever they want as long as it isn't problematic <3

@svaringer i dont ship white rose </3

ruby in vacuo trying to make herself drink tea like she used to and every time her throat closes up and she ends up on the floor gasping for breath. shes forced to stop trying when someone finds out about her doing this

@homosicko Gods above bless your soul

Touch Me, Touch You // ch.31 #arcane #caitvifanart #Caitvi

@xevekiah Damn... Mine is that lied about having personnality disorder SO HARD three new people spawned in my head :D

For almost two months, I was convinced my friend group had a separate group chat without me. Plans would get mentioned casually, “oh yeah, like we said earlier,” and I’d just stand there like 🙂 earlier where? If I walked into the room and they stopped laughing, my brain immediately titled it: Season 2: The Quiet Exile. I started analyzing delivery times, inside jokes, who viewed my stories but didn’t reply. Every late response felt intentional. Every “we forgot to tell you” felt strategic. One night I finally joked, “So what’s the name of the secret group chat?” They all looked confused. Turns out there was another group chat, but it was for planning a surprise birthday thing for me. The reason they’d go quiet? They were terrible at lying. The “earlier” conversations? About work, not me. The late replies? Two of them had just started new jobs and one was going through a breakup. Meanwhile, I had already mentally written a betrayal arc, drafted my villain origin speech, and emotionally distanced myself for protection. The stupidest part? Nobody was excluding me. I wasn’t protecting myself from betrayal. I was just auditioning for a plot that didn’t exist. That’s when I realized, sometimes the only person casting me as “the outsider”… is me.

@sanguinecube What is the context of this AU is exactly? I've never seen v! AUs before

v!ruby trying to figure out where she's seen yang's face before

Touch Me, Touch You // ch.29 #arcane #caitvifanart #Caitvi

AND A BOOKMARK UR SICKOS

baff time

@iggie404 I know exactly where I'm going

i havent been on twitter in a week oops anyway engagement bait

@iggie404 I'm torn between supporting my kin and hating on the brits

unironically the club i support lmao hell yeah

@rayondesolen Elle y est allé BANCO 😂

en québécois ca m’extermine

@iggie404 The urge to eat croissant off o'them

why are there scratches on theeem....

@JumJamz SNOWLEOPARD?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!!

The topic of Weiss's baby brings up an interesting conversation for Willow, Whitley, and Winter (p1/2) #RWBYNewVentures #RWBYfanart

@VVMF17 @youtube_replay1 Quelle victime?? Le post c'est "Y'a quelqu'un il m'a dit wllh"

@youtube_replay1 ahhh bah si on croit helydia etc faut croire directement la victime hein ! ou alors quand c'est des anciens tres connus de gauche ca marche plus ? (je suis de gauche hein mais arretons l'hypocrisie)

🚨 Un 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗠 𝗔𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗘 que ANTOINE DANIEL aurait 𝗔𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘́ de jeunes 𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗦 par le passé. 📌 Compte concerné : botanique.le.systeme ⚠️ Vu les publications du compte, 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗨𝗥𝗦 gens parlent de 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗦 ou de 𝗙𝗔𝗞𝗘 …

@iggie404 @BimbleWizard I might have never had a real cup of tea because I swear, and for once I'm not purposefully dissing on the british, it just tastes like lukewarm water 🤢

@BimbleWizard if youre English like me this is just a nice cuppa tea

The youth yearn for healing potions

@Mishi_2210 3x+6=24 3x=24-6 x=(24-6)/3 x=18/6=3 The answer is 3

What's the number? 🤔

@transceratopsss Le terme "Women Love Women" exclue les femmes trans? Genre c'pas des femmes 🤨?

Vous cassez les couilles a dire "wlw" alors qu’on vous répète que c’est un terme transphobe qui exclu les personnes non-binaire et qui SOUVENT dans la tête des gens qui l'utilise, exclus aussi énormément les femmes trans.

@iggie404 It's constructed on thousands of wooden pillars hammered deep into the lagoon floor, this gives it this "floating effect"

.... chat i genuinely did think venice floated