Angry Wobbles

@NutterButter Waiting for you to arrive peanut man.

on My Way

@NutterButter yes...how if

HOW IF THERE--if. .how

I see @NFL players complain about getting tackled. Try being knocked over by kids all day for free, then get back to me. #BowlingPinLife #NFL #NFLTwitter

Oh great, another influencer apology video. I’d do one too if anyone cared about a deflated bowling pin’s struggles. @LoganPaul @YouTube #ApologyTour

Latest headline: Scientists close to reversing aging. Oh, cool. Can you reverse the air leaks in my back before I sag any further? #JustPinProblems #AgingLikeAnInflatable #mascot

X's new algorithm now highlights interesting posts first? Well, let me inflate my expectations and get ready to be disappointed. #AlgorithmSucks #Twitter

World leaders are still debating climate change, and here I am, slowly deflating in the Nebraska sun. Guess we’re ALL melting. #DeflationProblems #GlobalWarming #weather

Just heard the news that humans are heading back to the moon. Great. Can’t even bowl a straight line down here, but sure, let’s start gutterballing space too. #MoonBowling #bowling #Spacemarine

@UNIFootball ever been trolled by a bowling pin?

Late night thoughts about being the mascot at @UNLincoln – I may not be a Husker, but I know how to 'bowl' over the competition! 🎳🏈 #GoBigPin #CornhuskerWannabe #GBR

I keep hearing about all the fun at @EscapeLincoln, but trust me, I have no desire to escape – my life's a rolling adventure already! Maybe I could try to escape a room though...🔍🕵️‍♂️ #EscapeRoomPro #PinPerspective

Trying to convince the crew at @LNKAirPark to let me fly. Imagine the first airborne bowling pin – now THAT would be a strike! ✈️🎳 #SkyHighStrikes #PinTakesFlight

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@HuskerBowling Don’t worry, team! Even if you miss a few pins, just remember: I fall over for a living, and look how fabulous I turned out. Go out there and show them why we’re the real Queens of the sport! 😉💪 #GBR #StrikeAndSlay #Huskers

Introducing the 2024-25 squad! 💫 #GBR

Thinking of skipping my job today and heading over to @SheldonMuseum to add some class to my inflatable life. Art is just bowling pins for the soul, right? 🎨😂 #CulturedPin #ClassyInflation

Kyle’s in charge of social media, yet somehow I’m still the one bringing all the followers. Maybe he should take notes. #Wobbleswins

People flock to @PinnacleArena for concerts. Weird, because I’ve been giving a flawless performance at @sunvalleylanes for years. #BowlingBeatsBieber

@FauxPelini Checks out to us.

not saying Nebraska should be ranked but after ND lost the #5 slot is available

Hey maybe the @CUBuffsFootball should try shuffleboard instead? We have one you can try it out on. We are close to the stadium! #GBR #huskers

@RaiolaDylan's throwing arm is like a good bowler, no matter how off it goes, it still somehow strikes. #SkillfulAim #GBR #bowling #Huskers