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i just think that everyone should be a bit more quiet. and maybe we can all listen to some quiet music

i must have killed an endangered animal recently and forgotten about it to karmically deserve the week i’m having

This early dating tip surprised my guy friends: Never make jokes about a woman’s safety. Example: She says she’s sharing her location with friends during your date. Do NOT say “What, you don’t trust me?!” It activates an ick so primal, so powerful, that you will not recover.

@dirtcobain_ they are based on christmas time creatures in Scandinavian mythology! note similarities to the trolls in Hilda

"men just don't care about those things" and it's just a list of all of the little things that weave together the social fabric of society, and then we wonder out loud why men are lonely.

happy times with silly companions

@PunishedVladII @Pask218337 @artangelfae i’m going to have sex with your mother and raise the child transgender

Palestinians will not be allowed to return to homes in northern Gaza, says IDF dlvr.it/TG2dw1

@dirtcobain_ i had soft pasta!!

can’t eat bc of pain but can’t take painkillers without eating :)))))

Da reminder! ❤️❤️

“Oh humanity! You pointlessly fuck up so often!” ὦ πόλλ᾽ ἁμαρτάνοντες ἄνθρωποι μάτην #Euripides

I hate people for less lol

fat people jokes are only controversial when fat people make them and i think that’s fucked up

I wonder what would happen if women just stopped doing the emotional labour? ‘Oh we haven’t seen your family in two years? Wow’ ‘Oh no did we miss your niece’s birthday?’ ‘I have no idea what there is to eat’ ‘I’ve no idea where your favourite top is, I didn’t know you had one!’

@dirtcobain_ it’s gorgeous and makes me smile every day

young people aren’t using mops to clean their floors anymore, they’re using swiffer wet jets. and they not even sweeping before they do it

this is good sorry

me looking at the camera when i was drunk on zoom in lockdown

Sisqo was so right… let me see that thong