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swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️

@swagmoding

22 | 🍉 | mdni | full of love and whimsy and unfathomable quantities of mental illness | former semi-professional joculatrix

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@FlippedGears i think here it’s less “fire emblem fans” because longtime fans of the series know the games are full of insane bullshit (even just base gameplay has you watch people shrug off getting completely ran through with a sword) but moreso 3h fans who specifically don’t like dimitri
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🌘AffyMoon🍉 (of nuancetwt)
The obsession Fire Emblem fans have with trying to prove the series is grounded and made up of regular ass people you and I could beat up when basically every single game ends with the MC killing a god or dragon or both singlehandedly is just wild to me
Minerva@FE_Red_Dragoon

Seeing a lot of powerscaling discourse on my feed and it reminds me of when Death Battle scaled Dimitri. They said he can move at mach 66 and I found that funny as fuck. They said "he can dodge meteors," when what they mean is the Meteor spell can technically miss against him

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there’s an extra chapter specifically covering what happens if you fuck up and don’t have the super-special sword made specifically to kill the final boss and let jesus die. in other games you have to fight the undead corpses of the people you didn’t (but COULD) save lmfao
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fire emblem not having a connection between story and gameplay is such a funny fucking concept when the remake of the very first game gives you whole-ass extra chapters and named characters specifically for when you send 20 of your scrimbliest bimbos to die permanently forever
PunishedColonel@PurpleColonelSP

Nintendo knows that the 'story' of overcoming Grandmaster Galaxy or losing 20 Pikmin to a stubborn boss will hit harder than any cutscene ever will. There's almost no barrier between you and the mechanics of the game itself, the design, with unique presentation on top.

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back in middle school i lived in a town right next to carmel and fishers and word on the street was that carmel had a cocaine problem. no clue if that was true or not but just like something to consider
Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine

LMAOOOOO

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ollllllliee@olivecider776·
being underleveled and unprepared right before a difficult fight in a rpg turns me on lowkey
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this is also not to say i think cïs women’s upper body strength is like inherently “pathetic” or anything i just think i am particularly weak because i don’t do anything physical and have a thin frame
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this type of shit always pisses me the fuck off because even ignoring the implication that trans people are violent, i transitioned after puberty and where i used to be surprisingly strong for no good reason i now have god’s most pathetic noodle arms. because hrt fucking works
j a d a@jadawadas

oh brother

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@HallowedTyrfing do you ever think about how they made ganondorf a captain falcon echo. why did they do that (but yes ike echo bk would work just fine imo)
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You could justify Black Knight being an Ike echo easier than you could justify Lucina being a Marth echo
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