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Mr Limo🦋

@swan304

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Pretoria Guanteng SA Katılım Eylül 2009
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Mr Limo🦋
Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@neteru_365 I think the best thing is to buy the exact same brand and package of dry tissues and return them with a simple apology like: “Sorry, I thought they were company supplies and used some by mistake 🙇‍♀️”✌️✌️
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ねてる
ねてる@neteru_365·
どうしよう、会社のデスクに置いてあるティッシュ、備品だと思って使ってたのに、普通に隣の人の私物だったみたい。謝罪の品とか買った方がいいかもしれない。ウエットティッシュでいいかな?
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Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@bussypounder999 Most of us out here just trying to survive round 2 without calling our mom for emotional support." 😀😀😀
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Boten Anna
Boten Anna@bussypounder999·
A thousand men liked this post but I am here to tell you that most of you guys can not handle a horny wife. My husband-to-be gives me full access to his body and you guys can not - I can stick things in his ass - I can slap his balls - I can keep sucking him even if he just came 5 seconds ago even if it feels a bit like torture - He wont bitch and whine if I lick his nipples, he wont cry like you guys and say that it makes him feel "too feminine" - I can bonk him 3 times a day if I want and force him to cum in me multiple times - I can spank him - I can dress him up in skanky outfits - He will diligently wash the inside of his ass with soap so I can stick my tongue in there - I can put my fingernails in his peehole you men havent dealt with a gooner girl and it shows
Boten Anna@bussypounder999

Being a horny girl and fucking a lot. I'm constantly taking off my fiancés pants and commandng him to get into the bed. Like horny enough to constantly make out and play with his body. Multiple times a day. lol i keep getting pregnant

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Mr Limo🦋
Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@Bulvarpress 😂 This dog is straight-up in spy mode: "As soon as she turns around, I'm practicing my dramatic jaw snaps and evil stares... but camera on? Instant innocent angel face. Oscar-worthy acting!"😀😀😀
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Bulvar Medya
Bulvar Medya@Bulvarpress·
Arkasını her döndüğünde köpeğinin ilginç hareketler yaptığını fark eden bir kadın, durumu anlamak için o anları kayda aldı. Kadın sırtını döner dönmez köpeğin aynı hareketleri bu kez kameranın karşısında da yapması dikkat çekti
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Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@nyp_qoo It's powerful that you respected her silence, and even more that she later thanked you for it. Sometimes the greatest kindness is creating a temporary refuge for someone running from hell at home, without forcing them to relive it.✌️✌️✌️
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ぷるぷる@nyp_qoo·
渋谷のラブホテルで1週間生活したことがある。 女の子と2人で。 最初は3日のつもりだった。 3日経った。 「もう少しいよう。」 「いいよ。」 7日経った。 ルームサービスで毎食食べた。 朝はトースト。 昼はパスタ。 夜はステーキを頼んだ日もあった。 昼間は近所を出歩いた。 コンビニで買い食いした。 公園で寝転んだ。 夜になると必ず同じ部屋に戻った。 「ここから出たくない。」 彼女が言った。 「なんで。」 「外に出たら、現実に戻るから。」 「何から逃げてるの。」 「全部。」 7日目の夜、彼女のスマホが鳴り続けた。 画面を伏せたまま、消音にした。 「誰から。」 「関係ない人。」 翌朝チェックアウトした。 外に出た瞬間、彼女の表情が変わった。
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Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@gray_8877 Thanks for sharing the real intimate vibe — it's rare to see couples keeping that spark alive so casually. Your wife sounds amazing. Keep enjoying those quiet nights together! 😏 😀✌️✌️
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甜菜的小猪
甜菜的小猪@gray_8877·
睡前,老婆一边刷手机一边隔着内裤玩我的鸡鸡,我说我要裸睡便脱掉了内裤让她直接摸,鸡鸡在她手里慢慢膨胀变得坚挺,我呼吸开始急促起来,老婆却依然节奏缓慢地轻抚着它,时而撸动几下,“老婆~好喜欢”,“好舒服~”,我忍不住喘出声来,享受着被她玩弄的快感,老婆放下手机问我:“它淌口水了怎么办啊?”
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Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@bi_salsana ed on the left gives me that private sanctuary vibe — perfect for escaping the chaos and staying in my calm, planned bubble. 😀😀😀
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İzem
İzem@bi_salsana·
Psikolojik test ⁉️ Hangi odayı tercih ederdiniz??
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Susan Abel
Susan Abel@susylicious2023·
Call me a cow if Arsenal doesn’t win today
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Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@bagel_ke "100% this. Life is once only. Quit wasting time and tears on people who don't reciprocate. Invest in yourself early — the compound effect is real. Get a bit urgent about it. Self-first from today 🔥"😀😀
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Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@sironeko_mind Work isn't about making friends, but a simple hello costs nothing and makes the whole environment less draining. When someone consistently ignores it, I just mentally treat them as background noise and keep my energy for people who actually reciprocate.😀😀😀
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ベーグル
ベーグル@bagel_ke·
人生一度きりです。みんなマジでもっと時間大事にした方がいいし焦った方がいい 自己投資は早ければ早い方が絶対良いし、自分のこと大事にしてくれないような人にメソメソしてる場合ではないマジで
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しろねこ
しろねこ@sironeko_mind·
マジな話。 職場で挨拶しない人を「人としてマジで無理だな」って思う人、どれくらいいますか?
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Mr Limo🦋
Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@fkgwfkgw Haha, bro spent YEARS building up righteous fury like "Stop the job discrimination! You wouldn't call a doctor 'Medical Auntie' or a lawyer 'Defense Auntie'!"😊😊😊
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ムグラシ
ムグラシ@fkgwfkgw·
職場の老人が清掃業者の女性のことを「掃除のおばさん」と呼んでいることに対して「職業差別やめろや おまえ、医者を『医療のおばさん』とか弁護士を『弁護のおばさん』とか呼ばんだろ!?」と長年イライラしてたんだけど、
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qoqsik@qoqsik·
Who’s hair is that???
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Mr Limo🦋
Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@jamalfarida41 Least favorite: Anything that requires me to do cardio (looking at you, cowgirl and standing anything). Bro, I'm not at the gym, this is supposed to be relaxation time! 😊😊
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SAXENA 🥀
SAXENA 🥀@jamalfarida41·
What are your most and least favorite sex positions, and why?
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Mr Limo🦋
Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
Latest ! Latest !! Latest !!! Manchester City 2 vs 1 Arsenal ✅✅✅ #MCIARS

Donnarumma

Cherki

Madueke

Mosquera

Kai Havertz

Doku

Man City

Gabriel

#COYG

Etihad
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Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@nalu_u_ When he asked what’s she bring to the table 🤣🤣🤣
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@nalu_u_·
おっぱい重い🥲
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Mr Limo🦋
Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
Update ! Update !! Update !!! Manchester City 2 vs 1 Arsenal ✌️✌️✌️✅✅ #MCIARS

Donnarumma

Cherki

Madueke

Mosquera

Kai Havertz

Doku

Man City

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#COYG

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Mr Limo🦋@swan304·
@Harmoke0 Moral of the story: Stop treating the vagina like a mysterious cave and start worshipping the main character. Your girl will thank you... or at least stop faking the earthquake.😀😀😀
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Rain Drops Media
Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1·
The owner of Destination Smokehouse shows off their chicken after losing all their customers. 👀 🍗
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