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@billieeilish YOUR TURN… to put your money where your mouth is. Or your stolen land to be exact. Also, why obtain restraining orders against people who came onto “your” property if no one is illegal on stolen land??

Billie for YOUR TURN II

The difference between me and a lot of people I know is that I will condemn political violence of any kind. I might not agree with anything Ilhan Omar does or says, but I 100% condemn the actions a man took today in spraying her with an unknown substance.

Sometimes I look at @RheaRipley_WWE and realize I’m no better than any man. 🤣

*has a fight with my best friend because I’m overly worried about my baby* *turns on a comedy special* @NikkiGlaser: Anybody else losing friends to pregnancy?

So, I as a conservative woman am uneducated, but Sunny Hostin — @sunny — is perfect, having openly admitted to her leaving her baby in a hot car in a Home Depot parking lot. Gotcha.

Hey siri, how do I become a rope for a WWE ring? #WWERaw

Me: I watch WWE for the plot. The plot:

@QuikTrip Idc just make the buffalo chicken rollers 99¢ again. 😡😡

Our next roller grill flavor should be ______

I’m mentally preparing myself for my doctor to say I’ve lost the baby. That way I won’t be sad if that’s what is actually said.

Pregnancy week 11-12: I’m crying over episodes of #ChicagoMed.

Me: God, please give me a sign that my baby is okay. *wakes up with horrible morning sickness* Me: God, why is this child making me so sick?!?!

You should see your faces 🤭 Someone has a secret 🤫 #BDILH #TTPD

I just made it to *the* scene with Kate and Anthony. All I can say is… UNCHAPERONED?!?! #BRIDGERTON

Simon can catch HANDS #BRIDGERTON #handsonsight

Currently watching season 1 of #Bridgerton. My bestie has seen it all, so I had to let her know where I was at. Now counting the minutes until hubs is home 😏😏

@bridgerton June 13th is my birthday. Thanks. 🤣

With an announcement of such magnitude comes an even greater secret… Which begs this author to wonder: Should one still reveal a truth when they stand to lose everything? Bridgerton Season 3 Part 2 arrives June 13, only on Netflix.

TBH, Hayden Christensen still gives me butterflies. I’m a full on married woman, but I’ve seen clips of him in the new Star Wars series and I just… 😍🤤🫠

Listen. If you push me into my rep era, don’t complain when I come out on the other side shouting, “Who’s afraid of little old me?” Then I issue a nice thanK you aIMee. ✌🏼

Something that shouldn’t have to be said but needs to be said: If your workplace makes you consider self-harm LEAVE THE WORKPLACE. Jobs are replaceable. You are not.

So, @MorganWallen throws a chair and gets 3 felonies. My “special friend” at school does it and I get asked how I could have done things differently to prevent him from throwing the chair.